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Freeoples Thread 306

Posted on 05/02/2002 8:03:52 PM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 306



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: Servant of the Nine
Ya THINK?

They've been talking to themselves for so long they think Orcs are real...

521 posted on 05/04/2002 11:56:13 AM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
He is right about one thing though; I hear that JimRob has a real thing about anybody following a poster to another thread with an issue, and I heard that from a reliable source with no ax to grind.

But the point was well made about the rope and the dance.

522 posted on 05/04/2002 11:57:18 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
I don't think he'll get it though. Back later, Daddy-Kid time...
523 posted on 05/04/2002 12:02:52 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Servant of the Nine
"One of his buddies threatened me last night"

That was on the hobbit hole thread wasn't it? You didn't even post on the other one so he could hardly claim that you followed him to continue an argument.

524 posted on 05/04/2002 12:03:59 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: null and void
"They've been talking to themselves for so long they think Orcs are real..."

You mean they aren't?

525 posted on 05/04/2002 12:05:06 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: null and void
"I don't think he'll get it though"

You are probably right. Well, have fun with the kids. Hurry back.

*Smooch*

526 posted on 05/04/2002 12:07:48 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: ValerieUSA
The kids and I are going to see the matinee of Spiderman in an hour or so.


I REALLY liked it.

527 posted on 05/04/2002 12:13:40 PM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: gratefulwharffratt
You people are rubbing off on me. I went to the health food store to pick up a couple of things today and there were some people set up out front and a woman asked me if I wanted to sign a petition to change the animal cruelty laws in Arkansas. I very abruptly said, "NO." Then I thought about it and thought I really jumped to some conclusions without any knowledge whatsoever of what specifically they were addressing. I just assumed these were PETA nuts that wanted to lobby against barbeque or some such thing.
528 posted on 05/04/2002 12:26:56 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Mo1
heheh - maybe some nice pork chops could also be fit on the grill. Good idea. ;-)
529 posted on 05/04/2002 12:48:30 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: sweetliberty
You people are rubbing off on me. I went to the health food store ... were some people set up out front ... asked me if I wanted to sign a petition to change the animal cruelty laws in Arkansas. I very abruptly said, "NO." ... I just assumed these were PETA nuts that wanted to lobby against barbeque or some such thing.

Who else would be looking for signatures in front of a Health Food Store?
Do they really have those in Arkansas?
Why?

What kind of kinky pervert are you buying things in a place like that?

Pork Fat Rules

So9

530 posted on 05/04/2002 12:51:49 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
"What kind of kinky pervert are you buying things in a place like that?"

I knew somebody would ask. If you must know, they are the only place I can get the moisturizer and hair conditioner I like. And yes, I figured they were the only types that would be camped out in front of a health food store.

531 posted on 05/04/2002 12:56:04 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty; null and void; servant of the nine
he could hardly claim that you followed him to continue an argument

That's kinda my fault - I'm the one that found the post on the hobbit hole thread and posted the link. Sorry. Kinda. Not.

532 posted on 05/04/2002 1:00:00 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: Servant of the Nine
In California, Tofu Rules, you will find out soon enough. heehee
533 posted on 05/04/2002 1:21:46 PM PDT by LisaAnne
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To: Mo1
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pigs house and said," Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down."

So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.

A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living crap out of him. Then one of them pulled out a gun and fired killing the wolf. Then they got back into their limo and drove off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! " Who the heck were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins from Jersey -- the Guinea Pigs."

534 posted on 05/04/2002 1:32:57 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: LisaAnne
"Tofu Rules, you will find out soon enough"

You trying to scare the poor man to death? Down here, pork rules! BTW, you gotta try barbeque in Virginia. It is wonderful!

535 posted on 05/04/2002 1:36:58 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
We have BBQ here in CA too. BBQ Tofu too.
536 posted on 05/04/2002 1:39:38 PM PDT by LisaAnne
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To: LisaAnne
You poor girl, have you learned nothing on this thread about the sacred barbeque? Hint: You can't get it in California. Ratty and I will have to educate you...and pay no attention to Swervie...he's a Texan, they have their own "sacred barbeque ritual." They think it's the same thing.
537 posted on 05/04/2002 1:46:32 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
You have had BBQ discussions?
Oh heavens! What is there to discuss?
Take a chicken throw it on the grill, baste it with BBQ sauce, cook it, eat it. End of story.
538 posted on 05/04/2002 1:48:27 PM PDT by LisaAnne
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To: LisaAnne
I'm outta here! It's a beautiful day and I'm going shopping for something pretty.
539 posted on 05/04/2002 1:49:57 PM PDT by LisaAnne
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To: LisaAnne
Au contraire, chickie.

Here's Maurice with his famous mustard-based sauce. Texans generally use a red sauce for our cooking.

540 posted on 05/04/2002 1:54:45 PM PDT by lodwick
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