[LisaAnne]

You have had BBQ discussions?
Oh heavens! What is there to discuss?
Take a chicken throw it on the grill, baste it with BBQ sauce, cook it, eat it. End of story.

[LisaAnne]

I'm outta here! It's a beautiful day and I'm going shopping for something pretty.

[lodwick]

Au contraire, chickie.

Here's Maurice with his famous mustard-based sauce. Texans generally use a red sauce for our cooking.

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HERE IT COMES!!!

DUCK!!!

[sweetliberty]

"You have had BBQ discussions?"

Bless your heart, you've never been out of California have you?? You have really started something now! Do we have discussions about barbeque???? You can get hurt taking the wrong stance about barbecue around here! You'd better take a crash course on the south. May I recommend the following links:

A question for you southerners

MY SOUTH

Q tips: Mustard vs the rest (BBQ)

THE SOUTH - LIKE IT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR A$$!

Things a True Southerner Knows

Tips for Northern Freepers visiting the South

That should keep you busy and amused for awhile.