Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 008

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[palo verde]

I see you honored the worker on May Day
thanks ac
it will be interesting how things are handled after Mass Awakening
when no one will force themselves to do what they don't want to do
Love, Palo

[Argh]

Thank you both for your kindness. I'll try to drop in more. Here's a feeble joke I'm going to plaster into the WFTD classroom:

In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male -- both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years naked. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed on you. I grant you the gift of life -- albeit as a limited offer. You have 30 minutes to do whatever your hearts desire." And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment, looked all around and then at their own bodies and finally back at each other. Still smiling they then ran to the nearby woods and dived behind a large bush. The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. Even angels knew of such things! After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, looking extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than before. Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" "OH, YES!", the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll s*** on it's head!"

[palo verde]

hi argh
rofl your joke is funny
nice to c u
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol eagle cam pic above refreshed
she's standing up, looking at her two babies (side by side) now
oki, dreamy gray weather in tucson today
sort of nice break from such intense sunshine
andysmom, is Dizzy up in closet, sleepin' on his favorite boxes

[grannie9]

Here's Chloe

Just under seven pounds. Born last night.

[palo verde]

congratulations chickie
Chloe is a beauty
grandma of 12
welcome Chloe
Gary and Mama did good!!!
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Isn't she cunnin? I think she looks just like her sister Alex. I hope she has Alex's hair...

I'm sure there will be some updates on pics.. There had better be some new pics when she gets home..

[habs4ever]

Very good joke!!

[habs4ever]

Keep your eyes peeled for the mob today.Your mind has been awakened from all those mysteries you've been reading ;-)

[habs4ever]

Hey congrats to you and the lil lady!! The pic unfortunately doesn't appear, but no matter, seen one squirrel, see 'em all ;-)Go have a drink, it's on me!!

[lodwick]

Congratulations, and Cheers!

[andysandmikesmom]

Good afternoon...late getting online today...had lots of bills to write and things to do....I see you guys are all full of vim and vigor...

Grannie9...congrats on the new girl grandbaby...Chloe, welcome to the world...new babies are cause for rejoicing...

Well, Dizzy is my cat, and he enjoys the chase...my hubby is Dom, and he enjoys the chase as well...

Palo, King Dizzy is sleeping away the day, in his favorite chair, sunk into his favorite quilt

Now, detective Palo has a true life mystery surrounding the happenings at the pool, and the characters who show up...

Palo, I watched an old Columbo mystery last night on TV ....I always watch Columbo, because I just love Peter Falk in that role...but I also watch because in the later Columbo mysteries, Columbo had a dog, and what breed was it? Thats right, it was a basset hound, a wonderful long, low basset hound....and Columbo never gives him a name...just calls him 'dog'...so got to see that wonderful basset last night, and thought of Lulu and Helga...

I sure enjoyed the tales Bill heard in the Locker Room..sounds like some folks had a run of bad luck...

[Neets]

Congratulations on the Bambina Piccolina....Chloe is a beautiful name!!!!!!!!!!!

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
I sure used to enjoy ''Columbo'' with Peter Falk (he's wonderful)
now I'm gonna start to watch them again, cause I wanna see the basset
I'm back from last dentist's visit
it ended on lovely note (I expressed love to everyone, and dentist did not charge me for filling two cavities in tooth next to new tooth)
then we drove downtown to evaporative cooler store (bought the pads for both our coolers)
and over to Tucson mall (I bought two dresses, 4 blouses)
then swimming and tacos
when I found out dentist did not charge me for filling cavities, I told beautiful receptionist, ''give him a kiss for me''
she said ''I'll do it right now''
I think dentist liked gettin' smooch from his beautiful receptionist :)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

loddy, that is such a cute gif you gave chickie to celebrate the new bambina

[palo verde]

lol kathleen I put out sos all over forum for sneakyminded posters to come up with ideas
rofl you are only sneakyminded poster on the whole durned forum
I love you
Palo

[habs4ever]

Have you tried that same type of charm offensive on the bank manager, as well? He may like a kiss too ;-)

Did you hang up the clothes when you got home??LOL

[habs4ever]

What a great shot of the eagle now!!Standing up, King of his domain...

[grannie9]

Habs talked me into having a cocktail Loddy.. So here's to Chloe.. Cheers!!! I'm glad I have a couple drinking buddies.. smooooches

[grannie9]

Thank you for the well wishes girls.. I'm sure she's going to be a beauty.. The other three are gorgeous little people..