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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 007
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Posted on 04/21/2002 11:15:37 PM PDT by acnielsen guy
THREAD 007
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; pets; ufo; weird
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To: grannie9
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Granny's Chimney
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Love the comments G ranny's Wierd Links |
To: grannie9
Good morning grannie. I thoght that after your travels yesterday you would be dead to the world until later.
This slug-a-bed was up early and did the Log and stuff but went back to bed to wait for Westy to sign off for the night.
To: acnielsen guy
Hah, you tricky devil, you. I'm afraid to check the Wierd Links this morning.. I haven't finished yesterdays yet.. Does it have anything to do with our sex-ed test again?
To: Y'all
Make sure all of you check out this link. It is very interesting and very important. Our own ACnielsenguy has done a lot to put this website on the charts.
These are about the same hours he spends connected to FR every day. He represents thousands of people. He can tell us just how many.
FR stickiest website
To: grannie9
No gran dear - it is about cars - very funny
To: acnielsen guy
Bumma!! I guess I'll have to find my Jollies somewhere else this morning....;) I hate it when that happens...
To: ACnielsenguy
AC...? That joke about Amal and Juan is so old, that both twins have passed on years ago. You really have to get out more.. FOFLMAO Smoooooch! (cunnin)
To: acnielsen guy
Now AC.. this is a funny joke.. lol
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in Alabama. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair.
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general . . . and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is extremely embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little smartass on your knee."
To: acnielsen guy;grannie9
Morning guys - nice to see you this fine Thursday.
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posted on
04/25/2002 5:08:26 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Good morning Loddy.. It is a fine day..but will you help me straighten out this ACguy? His sense of humor is a little iffy.. I'd much rather laugh with him, then at him.. ;)
To: grannie9
Maybe it's an Hispanola thing - or too many wenches on board? ;-)
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04/25/2002 6:38:29 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: grannie9; okimhere
rofl your joke is funny chickie
but let's not forget oki is a beautiful blond sexpot, who is brilliant
lol she's our best detective
you're our worst detective
Love, Palo
To: lodwick
hi loddy
nice to c u too
today is sposed to be eaglets' birthday
my hunch is it will be tomorrow
Love, Palo
To: acnielsen guy
lol ac I was up at 4:30AM too
put up the coffee
ate cold spaghetti from last night
logged onto FR and my puter froze
so I went back to bed too
Love, Palo
To: acnielsen guy
I can't see the purple asters that well, but those white roses are heaven
what a pretty bouquet
smooch ac
soon we will share our bouquet with mama eagle
I love you
Palo
To: palo verde
but let's not forget oki is a beautiful blond sexpot, who is brilliant Bless you, my true friend (as I bow deeply). This bears repeating, especially for those who know the real me - LOL.
I hope you and Lulu are all settled after your day in court. My Earthlink ISP suffered a nationwide outage this morning so I'm still going thru withdrawal.
To: hairofthedog; all
last picture I saw showed eagle standing up in nest, I saw the egg, and her mate on branch
I'll post current pic now
To: all; hairofthedog
looks like both eagles are in nest in this pic
hair, does this pic update in real time
To: okimhere
rofl oki it does bear repeatin'
blond jokes are fun
but chickie is susan haywood look-alike
and she is the one who got herself caught in blood pressure machine in Food Giant
and had to be given mouth-to-mouth by ems emergency crew
To: palo verde;Grannie9
NOW I know what's wrong - I have a blood pressure cuff at home and I miss out on all that mouth-to-mouth fun. It ain't easy being a blonde!!!
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