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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 007
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 04/21/2002 11:15:37 PM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 007






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; pets; ufo; weird
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To: palo verde
Palo be careful!!!!

You have enough adventures with dentists...lol....
.....Westy...

261 posted on 04/23/2002 9:16:20 PM PDT by westmex
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To: andysandmikesmom
put the file in too
I noticed today at juryduty
I left at 10 AM
arrived back home at 4PM
it was my absolute limit
I wanna be sprung after 6 hours
262 posted on 04/23/2002 9:16:22 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: andysandmikesmom
Forget the gun for her, bring her mystery novels instead ;-) Oh, and nail polish too ;-)
263 posted on 04/23/2002 9:17:48 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: westmex
thank you for that helpful link westy
I will take care not to swallow my toothbrush
264 posted on 04/23/2002 9:18:34 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Turncoat! You're easily bought off!! LOL
265 posted on 04/23/2002 9:18:49 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: palo verde; habs4ever; westmex
That guy with the one arm, was one of two men I cared for in the nursing home, who had been prisoners at Walla Walla....after they do their time, and get out of prison, if they stay clear of the law, and get aged and need to be taken care of, they will wind up in nursing homes, the same as other folk

I have met wonderful seniors in my nursing home experience, met teachers, doctors, politicians, engineers, farmers, lawyers, ministers, missionaries and the like...but have also met former convicts...no matter what you did in life, if you live long enough, you might wind up in a nursing home...

266 posted on 04/23/2002 9:18:50 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: westmex
Westy, you find the best articles..this one had me in stitches...
267 posted on 04/23/2002 9:22:04 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: habs4ever
you are f%^&*&g genius
excuse my french
I forgot I brought my nail polish to juryduty
first thing I did was polish my nails
then at lunch I went to library, took out Perry Mason mysteries
spent afternoon at juryduty eatin' my snacks and reading Perry Mason
Love, Palo
268 posted on 04/23/2002 9:22:24 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: westmex
I prefer Revlon nail polish
stock up on all the different shades for when I 'visit' your jail
269 posted on 04/23/2002 9:24:33 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
rofl lasagna is my favorite
I was just gonna tell westy to hire our french chef
Paul Bocuse
when andysmom told bout her lasagna
270 posted on 04/23/2002 9:26:26 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde;all
It's that time again to bid you all a fond good evening, so sweet dreams dregs and flakes ;-)Its been fun tonight :-)
271 posted on 04/23/2002 9:28:50 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: andysandmikesmom
lol you sure met everyone in your experiences
but nursing homes are gone with the wind
don't forget mass awakening in 10 years
then we are all 33 again forever
272 posted on 04/23/2002 9:28:56 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
I bet westy will let you watch Habs play on tv
when you are in jail
273 posted on 04/23/2002 9:29:57 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
sweet dreams habs
I hope we win the Cup
GO Habs!
274 posted on 04/23/2002 9:31:08 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: habs4ever; andysandmikesmom
obviously cats don't hate us
Look at Dizzy and andysmom
andysmom only gets on Dizzy's bad side when she goes away
he likes her home

andysmom, Bill just reported that Lulu spent second half of afternoon in tears
she wanted her mommy she wanted her foody
she caused Happy to be concerned
Sheriff Westy better lemme go before nightfall :)
275 posted on 04/23/2002 9:36:54 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I surely would like to be 33 again...even tho the doc said I am in relative good health I do have some problems...knees are full of arthritis, and my bladder has fallen a tad, and I am not the snappy young gal I used to be, at least not in my body...time marches on and it marches on in my body...
276 posted on 04/23/2002 9:40:45 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: westmex
I hope your jail has vending machine
my favorite snacks are cheetos, chocolate chip cookies, and coca cola
I enjoy munching them while I read my Perry Mason mysteries
277 posted on 04/23/2002 9:42:05 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: westmex
will I get an allowance in jail
so I can pay for my snacks
278 posted on 04/23/2002 9:44:13 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
That poor dear one, Lulu...I know she was crying because she wanted her food, but she missed you...its so hard for our pets, when those they love are not around

We just cannot explain to them that their human loved one will return...I bet Lulu showered you with kisses...it was so good of Happy to be concerned with his Lulu

That big girl will sleep well tonite, with her mommy home safe and sound, and armed with food...

279 posted on 04/23/2002 9:44:49 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: westmex
I hope it is not a no-smoking jail
will I have to stand on corner to smoke a cigarette like I did at juryduty
and pass metal detector test each time I come back in
280 posted on 04/23/2002 9:47:34 PM PDT by palo verde
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