Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 007

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 007

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[andysandmikesmom]

Grannie, I do believe I remember the Alaskan King Crab, it seems to ring a bell with me...have a good trip, you sound like you are going to have a good day...enjoy...

[andysandmikesmom]

Ah, your story of Lulu and her day in the park, was sheer enjoyment for me....I could just see her sitting in the well of the car, so happy and thrilled with her day....I bet its funny to watch her keeping up with Happy, as those short chubby stumpy legs of a basset have to work overtime, to keep up with the longer legged doggies...

I bet Miss Lulu sleeps well, and sleeps soundly tonite...she will probably dream about her day in the park, and enjoy herself all over again...bless her sweet bassety heart...

[westmex]

It's early but looks like everyone has folded...
The lites are out, the candle lit, and watchman is on duty....
See Palo, he doesn;t mind doing his duty, nite after nite...
With that I'm gone. See you all mañana. With some luck.....
.....Westy......

[andysandmikesmom]

I also cannot access the Eaglecam...something is wrong with their cameras...sure hope they get them fixed in a hurry, as the big day of eagle hatching is fast approaching...

Well, I have to turn in...can hardly keep my eyes open...I am sleep deprived and somewhat hung over from our big exciting weekend...I am glad it went so good, especially because it was my hubbys birthday weekend, and of course I wish for things to go right for him...he works so hard, and such long hours, that it was wonderful for him to get a three day weekend to take a break...when he is happy, then I am happy....

Palo, good luck with your jury duty....I am sure the lawyers and judge will be in awe of your perceptions of the world...I am going to bed now...see you all tomorrow...Nitey nite...

[palo verde]

ohh westy I get such a kick out of your night watchman
you're such a sweetheart
andysmom, I'm overjoyed your hubby had great time
he deserved it
I sure am happy to have you back, you were missed
I guess I'll call it a night too, I was just lurkin' 'bout on other threads
when my neighbor stole my property, I had to sue to get it back
he would not return it to me
so I have empathy with anyone who turns to law as last resort
I will give it my best shot
to listen impartially and arrive at just interpretation
I love you both
Palo

[westmex]

Critters

We have more than birds around here....
....Westy...

[westmex]

Womens Lib?

What do I know...
....Westy....

[westmex]

Baños de Baja

What every Baja traveler needs to know..lol..
....Westy...

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Tuesday April 23rd 2002 St. George

Fort Myers, Caloosahatchee River, Florida
Tuesday 2002-04-23
Sunrise 6:56 EDT, Sunset 19:55 EDT
Moonset 4:43 EDT, Moonrise 16:25 EDT
High Tide: 1:05 EDT 0.35
Low Tide: 8:54 EDT 0.01
High Tide: 15:02 EDT 0.31
Low Tide: 20:34 EDT 0.12

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[westmex]

Main Baja Highway...Truck haeded North.
....Westy...

[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner G ranny's Wierd Links

[westmex]

More Main Highway...
...Westy...

[westmex]

Elephant tree and Boojum...
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[westmex]

Cadon Cactus...
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[grannie9]

Westy honey... Thanks for the nice links and photos.. I hope that Eagle Cam link doesn't stay flooey too long.. That would make a few people here a little pee-o-ed... Go to bed now...it's late.. ;)

[grannie9]

AC.. I get up way too early for these jokes... How can I laugh when everyone is still sleeping? Maybe we should have Westy post them when he goes to bed? Oh no... that wouldn't work,... it's the same time of day... Oh well.. suffer my children...

You want DOS wit dat?

[grannie9]

How many bubbles did you bite last night, and how is Jill? Still running down the hill? I know I would be....

[grannie9]

Good luck this morning Palo.. They will probably pick you because you look so pretty in your outfit.. If you get picked, just take it with a grain of salt.. If you haven't any salt laying around.. find some sand.. You must have some of that somewhere around....

Look at it this way.. If you get on, you'll have a whole new group of people to mesmerize... They won't know what hit them...;) lol lol

[grannie9]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. Lesson:

As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms

[grannie9]

Subject: CHINESE COUPLE

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring," he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want you say. What you want?"

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. "I want ...... numma 69," she eventually replies.

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries........"You want..........Beef with Broccoli?!?!?"