Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 006

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 006

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[palo verde]

good thinkin' chickie
bail money is arranged
andysmom, enjoy yourself with free spirit
don't worry your bail money check won't bounce

[palo verde]

westy is passionate and kind
his feelings are intense
why is he hangin' black crepe today
is the government bein' thugs again

[habs4ever]

Its a special anniversary today....Waco.....ok, Grannie's mail arrived, smokin' too!! But Oki's didn't, so maybe it's a bad connection from out West.Anywho, have some erands to run so be back later, plus woke up very early, like 5am from a heavy thunderstorm and am sleepy too :-) Toodles sweet pea...

[grannie9]

Wow.. we just heard the Shuttle break the sound barrier as it went over for landing.. We should have looked out, we might have seen it.. Bummer... It was very loud.. Thrilling..

[palo verde]

hi westy
andysmom says warm sunny lovely week-end in store for you
I'm glad for you and eagles

[palo verde]

hi chickie
how excitin' you live next door to space program
craft takes off and returns from outer space
practically around your corner
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi habs
I guess heavy thunder storm at 5AM took away your heat wave
it will be cooler and fresher now
we used to get wonderful thunder and lightnin' storms in tucson during summer
but they always arrived at 4 in the afternoon

[palo verde]

we're takin' dogs to park
c u all l8r
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

Palo I don't know if you have seen this but I am sure you will find it very interesting:

Home Alone in the Universe

[acnielsen guy]

 
The Milkman
 

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. 

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. 

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life - he is sure is going to die. 

After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. 

"Good God, Dear," he claims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" 

She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

[acnielsen guy]

MIRROR, MIRROR

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring light
To make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't cooperate with me;

The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.

What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in;

If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;

I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise ~
O, look what's happened to my thighs!

I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans,
You'll find yourself in smithereens!

[grannie9]

WELL NOW.... Aren't you the little DIP-WARD...!!! First time we hear from you in weeks.. and you just drop in and ruin all Palo's dreams.. and insult the hell out of me.. Me thinks you're in trouble sailor...

Come out, come out, wherever you are.. You need a good slap upside the head... Of course it wouldn't hurt you much you hard-headed old poop..

[palo verde]

hi ac
thanks for the article
I read it
seems to me like scientists are losing their creativity
maybe because they all work for institutions, and compete for government grants
and lose their job if they come up with an idea
which opens them up to ridicule
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol
left-wing helen said mirrors lie
(she also said if you want to make an article of clothing yours, sleep in it)
(I tried it and it worked)
that last line is cute tho

If I look like this in my new jeans,
You'll find yourself in smithereens

[The Drowning Witch]

Hi, palo! How's my bonny, bonny lass??? Just checking in, saying Salutations...
Witch

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

I'm happy

[habs4ever]

Did you see the sky in the eagle cam just now?Its looks like more rain in Westy's future ;-)

[habs4ever]

There you are! You must be fortified with brandy now to be posting.......hmmmmmmm, another tete a tete with the Pope??

[habs4ever]

Bad Bad AC....naughty and bawdy jokes...;-)