Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 006

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[habs4ever]

So, you do do windows then? ;-)Very industrious of you!! LOL

[habs4ever]

I hear you been complaining about a lack of grit in your life.AC is sweet and I'll be the sour ;-)

[habs4ever]

Hi Pee-Vee!! Is today your big day at the dentist? Is it true he's a Muslim with the name Dr Churnum and Burnhim?From the size of your bills, his name sounds about right ;-)

[christine]

i can do anything you like ~.~

[habs4ever]

LOL! ;-)

[grannie9]

AC is not really that sweet, only when he wants to be.. but you are usually very sour.. Good thing I like Spare Ribs.. I can get just a little sweet with the sour.

Now Loddy and Westy are quite sweet.. I might have to marinate my chicken in those two... But that will have to be tomorrow, as I have pork loins marinated in Italian dressing on the grill right now.. Smells good Habs.. lol

[Neets]

Oh, you're back...........YAWWWWWWWWWWWWN

[lodwick]

heheh - it's pretty easy to be sweet when you're not running a floating brothel/meat market. That requires a sterner hand than I care to weild.

You know how unruly a ship load of wenches can become, from time to time. ;-)

[grannie9]

AC does have a stern hand Loddy.. and you're right he needs it..especially with me.. I do tend to get out of hand.

All us wimmin have a tendency to be a little off kilter, should I say? But.. remember.. we love our men..whether harsh or sweet.. you are all ours.. ;) We will travel the unknown seas together...

"All hands on Deck, and shipshape."

[palo verde]

hi all
I'm back from dentist
had a wonderful time
lol I accelerated my mind and spent whole time picturing me and dentist as two angels waltzing together in Heaven
it was very pleasant
it put me in such a good mood I cracked jokes
after whole job was finished and temporary tooth was in place
dentist said ''it will feel different now that there's no space between your teeth''
I said ''lol that is the whole reason I came to you,'' poked him in the ribs and cracked up laughing for 10 minutes
he had taken a picture with a regular camera of my teeth before he began working
he showed me picture at end
I was surprised at how pretty my teeth are
he said ''your teeth are luminiscent''
I beamed with happiness and said ''I could give you a kiss for that''
I asked Jennifer if I could pay the whole bill next time (my last visit) (I didn't want to write a check today)
she said if you pay whole bill then, you get 10% off
I was overjoyed
Bill took me swimming, which wore off the novicaine
so I had sausage and pepper sandwich on way home
Happy Ending

I read all the posts and love them all
my favorite line of course is by andysmom

Helga used to snore quite loudly and heavily..all you could hear was that rumbling and then you looked and saw that precious face all covered up by her long ears.....

welcome back habs
you were missed!!

[palo verde]

chickie is sorry she did hex on you
too bad bout your crinkled shirts

[palo verde]

so loddy you think us wimmin need discipline
andysmom does have a tendency to walk on the wild side

[palo verde]

captain does pretty well considerin' what he has to put up with
he hasn't made a dime yet but he manages to have the wimmin' under control
we are such a well-behaved bunch

[andysandmikesmom]

Ah, the Luminiscent Palo , with her Luminiscent teeth, is back....you had yourself quite a day, young lady

Only the Palo, would think a trip to the dentist was fun...and then you had a grand pepper and sausage sandwich, and then a swim....you surely had a varied and interesting day...

Glad you enjoyed my description of Helga in her 'sleep and snore' mode...

[lodwick]

Great news on your chicklets. Happy to see you - I want to see some eagles get off the damm eggs - soon. ;-)

[grannie9]

chickie is sorry she did hex on you

Like hell she is.. lol I'll hex him tomorrow too.. I hate to play favorites....

Loddy..... drink three.. but I had dinner.. I'm ok now...;)

AC.. I know you'll never read this, so I'll tell you,.. you're not a bad guy.. just a pain in the @ss.. smoooch..lol

Actually, I should apologize for that nasty stuff..you've had a very hard two weeks.. Two relatives with broken limbs..and you with mouse shoulder and neck.. and now today losing your wallet.. I think you'd better collect your family and go for Palo's acceleration now.. You need it! smoooch.. lol

[palo verde]

rofl andysmom
I woke up so dismal
I was scared to death bout the root canal
plus it hit me what lady in bank said yesterday
first lady in bank said all your checks are paid
lady yesterday said they're all still bouncin 'round
I hadn't realized what a relief it was knowing my checks were paid
and how uneasy I was 'bout yesterday's bombshell
I spent all mornin' on political threads to distract myself from my life
I even posted on them
maybe FR is miracle worker
cause when I lay down for 10 minutes before setting off for dentist's office I was totally calm and happy
Love, Palo

[christine]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat
of the pickup when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but
when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
"That was a fine story, Sarah."
"Michael, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.
Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
she had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.
Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your Daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"

[grannie9]

WORK OR PLAY !

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

So he goes to a priest and asks ....... for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on the Sabbath."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who ...... after all ...... is a married man, and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply. "Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!"

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son ...... if sex were work ...... my wife would have the maid do it."

[palo verde]

rofl rofl rofl chickie your post is funny
dunno if acceleration will help ac
look at how accelerated I am
lol my life is a mess
I'm sorry ac has so many booboos
I bet his wallet will be returned
Love, Palo