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hi all
I'm back from dentist
had a wonderful time
lol I accelerated my mind and spent whole time picturing me and dentist as two angels waltzing together in Heaven
it was very pleasant
it put me in such a good mood I cracked jokes
after whole job was finished and temporary tooth was in place
dentist said ''it will feel different now that there's no space between your teeth''
I said ''lol that is the whole reason I came to you,'' poked him in the ribs and cracked up laughing for 10 minutes
he had taken a picture with a regular camera of my teeth before he began working
he showed me picture at end
I was surprised at how pretty my teeth are
he said ''your teeth are luminiscent''
I beamed with happiness and said ''I could give you a kiss for that''
I asked Jennifer if I could pay the whole bill next time (my last visit) (I didn't want to write a check today)
she said if you pay whole bill then, you get 10% off
I was overjoyed
Bill took me swimming, which wore off the novicaine
so I had sausage and pepper sandwich on way home
Happy Ending

I read all the posts and love them all
my favorite line of course is by andysmom

Helga used to snore quite loudly and heavily..all you could hear was that rumbling and then you looked and saw that precious face all covered up by her long ears.....

welcome back habs
you were missed!!