Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 005

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[grannie9]

As soon as I learn how to roll my own cigs..I'm going to look into rolling my own men.. At least that way, you might be able to get some movement in them.. Give the a good shove, and off they go.. Wish they had big bucks.. then I could roll them twice... ;)

[palo verde]

rofl rofl oki
where did habs post cartoon
on time travel thread
I haven't made it there yet
chickita had unpleasant experience in Food Giant yesterday
when she had her blood pressure taken
machine would not release her
I dispatched Sheriff Westy and Deputy Sheriff Habs to rescue chickita
but habs was eating cheese omelette and would not be disturbed
westy got on his ten speed instantly and flew to scene
however he only got as far as Albuquerue when gorgeous man in Food Mart set chickita free
gave her mouth to mouth
now they are havin' idyll on caribbean island

you were busy with taxes, or I would have called you
next time I'll dispatch detective oki
at least she's mobile

[palo verde]

rofl
the men on our thread did not cover themselves with glory
but Sheriff Westy gets credit for riding his bike to Albuquerque

[grannie9]

Yeah, he's a fast stinker thinker.. He gets an "A" for being quick and "smart."

[palo verde]

That's how he works - makes you think he's snacking and loafing but actually his mind is on the prowl, solving all problems. Smooth, no?

you are sweet gal to take up defense of slacker habs

[habs4ever]

You've been rolling yer men at the Grog and Grope fer years, so stop complaining.You're lucky what charm you have has taken you this far ;-)

[habs4ever]

You keep it up and the police force will up and quit on you.We'd rather eat scrambled eggs than get sniping from the cheap seats ;-)

[okimhere]

Well, habs hid the cartoon so well, you will never find it. And he solved my tax problem - you simply write the IRS and request that you be taken off their mailing list. So he's proven his worth.

But.....all the men have run away. What is wrong with this picture??????

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
let us rehearse habs' afternoon yesterday
first he prepared his goat cheese omelette
then he ate it
he applied his quick and fast thinking to girl in tit mouse pic
when I posted bout mass awakening
(word for word what angels said)
he said you'd think they'd try to be understood
his lively quick mind came alive when we talked bout rollin' cigs
oh yes forgot his famous post bout how wimmin need a bust but dont need brains

habs, I'm just teasin'
thanks for gettin' oki on board
you know you make the thread swing
and we all love you

[palo verde]

oh habs
I found your post too late
just when you told me to quit it
I got carried away
can you ever forgive me

[palo verde]

I take it all back

[palo verde]

hi oki
I found your post too late too
I'm glad habs solved your tax problem for you
he is helpful and earnest lad

[habs4ever]

I saw your fingers crossed!!You don't take it back!! If you search your email, you will find a cartoon ;-)

[palo verde]

I did post few paragraphs from The Third Millennium yesterday
I can't understand them either
I guess you won't have time to think 'bout anything
till taxes are in
maybe then you can help me figure out what is gonna happen

[palo verde]

rofl rofl rofl
I am glad you forgave me
I was a b!tch, but just for fun
I love you

[okimhere]

If you search YOUR email, you will find a small explosive....er, I mean, missive. (How DO you line through mistakes, Gran???)

[palo verde]

rofl rofl rofl
you are so funny

[lodwick]

Way too funny - you're on a roll this evening - still catching up, but then again, I'll never really catch up. ;-)

[palo verde]

you think habs paid me back
I don't wanna be blown up by my email
I ready had a harrowing week

[palo verde]

ohh loddy
I was b!tch to habs
now it's not safe for me to open my email
please promise you'll feed Lulu her Krafts singles if I'm not around to do it