Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 005

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THREAD 005

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[okimhere]

Take a sanity break

Ok - I'll leave the INsanity behind. But wait a sec.........you're saying this is sanity? I'll just have to take your word for it.

I was happy to read that your orchid is thriving. I plotzed when I read what cigarettes cost. Holy simoley!! (Is that one of Gran's phrases??? It seemed to fit.)

[habs4ever]

Who says I want the job, huh? You are one capricious boss, threatening to fire me like that! some diva you are ;-)Plus, I know I'll be spending most of my time rolling your ciggys ;-)

[palo verde]

your Deputy is a slacker

[habs4ever]

Gran is working on her Polish, something about Holy S..it-ski ;-)Did you check your email?? There's a cartoon in your doorstep right now :-)

[okimhere]

you bungled the first job

Don't be too hard on the boy - he found me just now in my computer cave. That's how he works - makes you think he's snacking and loafing but actually his mind is on the prowl, solving all problems. Smooth, no?

[habs4ever]

Think of the fun you'd have between posts rolling yer own and making up a fresh batch everyday for you and Bill :-)And of course, you'll need a very nice ciggy case now, plus the holder.Think Bette Davis in All About Eve ;-)

[okimhere]

Bless your heart and all your other organs - laughing at the cartoon is what brought me out of my stupor. I'm on the end run for finishing my wondrous tax "report" - and I have until next Monday to send it in. What -------- me worry?

[palo verde]

rofl it is neets who wants handsome man to roll her ciggys for her
you can apply to neets for that job
if you don't like being Deputy Sheriff
I'll hire chrissie
Sheriff Westy may find her more fun than you
she's cuter too
'sides you're always eating

[grannie9]

A little old gray haired lady, stuck in a blood pressure machine.. No one coming to my aid.. I have to wait for some young hunk of EMT..with Jaws of Life to save me.. I have to break out in cold sweats while he works on me..smelling his manly odor..

And where are the male members of this thread? One's eating a Goat Cheese Omlette, and the other is trying to bike his way to me.. Hasn't he ever heard of Planes, Trains and Automobiles? Jeeze..

Worse than that even... where's the Capt'n of this grounded ship? Posting Tit Mouse pics, and no doubt looking at more... It's a sad day for woman-kind...

[habs4ever]

I strongly protest!! I was doing my duty and asnswering the call of a stomach in distress that sent its own SOS signals out ;-)"Feed me" was coming over the police scanner loud and clear.Plus Grannie stuck in the blood pressure machine at Food Giant needed a firetruck, not a cop, to cut her free ;-)

[palo verde]

hi oki
you made it
stick around
habs is right, take a lil break with us on DD
we like having you
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[palo verde]

well you know how westy always says our generation is soft
naturally he'd ride his tenspeed to coral gables to rescue you
he doesn't believe in bein' soft

[palo verde]

our captain took no heed of your distress
he posted tit mouse pics
loddy liked them
seems to me captain spent your time of agony in Food Mart
speculating if you were gal in tit mouse pic

[westmex]

This thread can't afford a squad car, just a beat up bike from a pawn shop...Sheesh...
....Westy...

[palo verde]

habs went into stupor after his cheese omelette
he only emerged from stupor to tell captain, it's not chickita it's chrissie
he recognized the dame in captain's post

[westmex]

I'm off to gin up some supper...BBL...
....Westy...

[palo verde]

rofl rofl rofl
with you as our budget director we're lucky to get beat up bike from pawnshop

[okimhere]

Habs was in a stupor, too???? I was in a stupor and I didn't see him there. His cartoon snapped me out of mine.

[habs4ever]

She didn't mean stupor,Oki, just acceleration.How are you finding the reading of the Third Millenium going??? Any tough patches? I sure found some difficult reading, so I need a stronger goat cheese next time ;-)