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[lodwick]

[andysandmikesmom]

Good morning...finally was able to get online...you guys sure are a busy bunch...lots of new links to study and lots of good gabbing going on...I have to address some of these points...oh nuts, now the doorbell is ringing...C U as soon as I deal with whoever is there...

[andysandmikesmom]

Ah, penis envy...here is a penis story..

One time when we were young teens, and on vacation, we stopped in Silverton Colorado, for some gas...its a lovely little town set in the mountains...lots of ranches there, lots of cowboys and cattle...

Anyway, we had stopped there to get gas and have some minor repair done on the car...mom and my brother and myself were happy to have a pop, and sit in the grass and look at the mountains, while waiting for the car to be ready...

Dad, however, who had been driving all day, was hot and tired, and needed something more powerful in his liquid refreshment..there was a saloon a few doors down from the gas station, so dad said he was going in for a quick beer...a while later he came out, just a grinning, so we figured he really enjoyed his beer...

Well, dad got more than a beer in the saloon...he says when he walked in, each cowboy at the bar, had whipped out his penis, and there seemed to some sort of a contest going on...dad was invited to whip his out and join in, which he of course did...(Dad always believed in joining in with the locals in whatever they were doing)....

He never did explain exactly what the contest was, or who won, or what the prize was...but for that whole vacation, we laughed at dads 'manly contest' participation...

[palo verde]

hi neets
chickie wears a tonga
I wear Maxine of Hollywood (I like glamor)
most girls in pool wear speed-o
Kimberly (who is running for state senator) wears red, white, and blue bikini with stars on it
lol she looks like Jane Fonda in her bikini days
Kimberly is knockout, no wonder Hollywood came calling for her (but she won't leave our wonderful desert)
her jury trial is today (she was stopped by cop for possessing teeny amount of marijuana)
I bet she is in Court right now (I wonder if she'll be in pool this afternoon)

westy, I saw bumper sticker on car yesterday
it said ''had enough, vote libertarian''
also BADJOE gave us stickers which say ''FReeRepublic.com''
Bill is gonna put FR stickers on truck when he drive to Crystal Cave (near New Mexico) this weekend so everyone will see them

Joey, in AZ Frances Barwood is only pubbie who fights for 2nd amendment rights
also she says for every new law made, get rid of two old laws
she is wonderful, I wish she'd be our governor, or we could send her to DC instead of McCain
she wears six gun in holster wherever she goes
Tucson City Council is disgustin' on gun rights (and on cigarettes)
my friend Kimberly is runnin' on Libertarian Party cause she wants to legalize pot
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

Loved the story about the army sandwiches meant to last a lifetime...I, personally have boxes and boxes full of MREs(Meals Ready to Eat), that the hubby has brought home from his days in the Reserves...every meeting they hand out these MREs for the soldiers, as the army is supposed to supply their meals while they are on duty...sometimes they have hot kitchens, for their meals, but for those meals where they dont have a kitchen, they hand out these MREs

The hubby does not care for them, and usually just goes to a restaurant, or just does not eat....but he always brings his MREs home...

So we have got several boxes loaded with MREs...I guess we are saving them in case of a war, or some sort of catastrophe, which occurs, and the stores dont have food, or save them for our very old age, and we dont care what we are eating...

In all fairness tho, MREs really do have a lot in them, as I have opened a few up, and we have actually sampled them...most of them contain a main meal, of which there is an abundant variety(ham slice, chicken breast, hot dogs, pork chow mein, tuna casserole, beefsteak, vegetarian, etc)...along with the main meal, you usually get some sort of starch(rice, potato, noodles), a fruit(peaches, apples, pineapple, all in sauce), crackers, with peanut butter and jelly packets, a desert(cake, cookies, brownies) and sometimes they will throw in something extra like life savers, or skittles, or something else...and then there is the packet, containing, gum, tabasco sauce, salt, pepper, sugar, instant coffee, ice tea mix, matches, toilet paper...also a packet of hot chocolate, or a juice drink...and of course a portable flat heater, that you add water to, and it heats up and you can put your food inside...all in all, they pack a lot into those MREs, and one could surely survive on them...not gourmet or home cooked food to be sure, but nonetheless edible...

I know if you look in hunting and sports magazines, they always have a section where they sell MREs...because they do contain a lot of food, and are easy to prepare, and lightweight to carry, so for hunters and sportsmen, they are ideal...

I remember a while back some prison, in order to save money, was serving MREs to the prisoners for one meal a day...the prisoners were trying to claim 'cruel and unusal punishment' by being forced to eat MREs...Sean Hannity had someone from the dept. of corrections of his program, and Sean was going to sample the MREs...it was so funny to watch...it was probably the first time he had ever tasted an MRE and he was trying quite hard to smile as he was eating his MRE, and trying to say how tasty it was...you could tell he was lying...but hey, if MREs are good enough for the military troops, in a pinch, they are good enough for prisoners..

[andysandmikesmom]

I never bash a Canadien...living in Washington State, we are near to Canada, and have been up there a few times, and we loved it...WE went to the Worlds Fair in 1986, for the last three days, and it was wonderful...I have been to other worlds fairs, and this one in Canada, was one of the best...we sure did enjoy it, and the Canadian people were wonderful...

[palo verde]

time to go swimmin'
c u all l8r
Love, Palo

andysmom, Happy was taken for lovely hour and half walk on soft grass in softball field in park
Lulu got nothin'
but Bill says tomorrow he will invite me and Lulu to go too
he's washing his sleeping bag for camping trip now
he says sleeping bag was filled with spiders
he had to shake them out
also he is washin' bivi sack
westy told me what bivi sack is but I forgot

[andysandmikesmom]

Wow, grannie what was that? looks like a guy I once dated in my wayward youth...

[andysandmikesmom]

Miss Palo...you are a trip...poor Bill, saying living with you is a trial(I am sure you make his life much more exciting and colorful than if he was with some boring dame...boring is something the Palo is not)

Life is an adventure to be enjoyed, not just simply tolerated and gotten through...I am sure life with Palo, Bill, Happy, and the famous Lulu is quite the adventure indeed...

Yes, be sure to wear your underwear and proper clothing to the jury duty meeting...we dont want Palo in jail for being lewd and inticing...

[lodwick]

Women Drivers:

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles and hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone fell away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

email from friend.

[habs4ever]

Good one!! LOL! I once saw a guy eating a bowl of cereal as he was driving his car on the highway ;-)

[habs4ever]

Hey Ms Enticing Verde, takes AndysMom's advice and wearing the proper undergarments to court ;-)When is the big day when you get to tell the judge about acceleration and pepperoni pizzas??

[lodwick]

Man - a bowl of CEREAL??
Either that guy is very, very well coordinated, or he's totally off his rocker.

[westmex]

Bivy Sack

[palo verde]

thanks for the bivy sack link
gather it is a tent
they show me what to do with the pole

[palo verde]

the big day is two days before the eaglets are due to be born

just saw my friend in the pool today (our future state senator)
said the judge dismissed the case this morning (threw it out of court)
but she has to do 45 days of community service

[palo verde]

we don't want Palo in jail for being lewd and enticing...

sound advice from the woman who sang tipsy love songs on our thread Friday night

[Neets]

I think your Habs wins last night, jinxed my dear sweet beloved sexy tight buns Yankees...last night and today.... what's up with that??

[Neets]

My bathing suits are those one-piecers with the skirt like bottom...You need those to hide the holsters on your hips...*wink wink*

[Neets]

Hi toots!!!!!!!!!!!