Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 005

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 005

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[grannie9]

Might as well start the day off in a roll... Just got this one from my across the street neighbor..

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with.

The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses".

[Neets]

ROTFLMAO....but I still hate monday mornings...

[grannie9]

Good morning you young slutster.. Just remember one thing.. Now, you hate Monday mornings.. When you retire, you'll wish you could remember which morning is Monday.. There's always a fly in the ointment. If I didn't have a computer, I wouldn't know what day it was... and still don't most times...but it seems to me it's always Friday... That just remimds you that another week has passed...

[Neets]

Yea Inow..just gotta find something to bitch about.

[grannie9]

LOL.. Don't "we" all.... It's genetics...

[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner A " NIGHT IN ELSINORE" (a parody of "Hamlet") Act 1 Scene 2

[acnielsen guy]

Good morning gran - ROFLMAO - That is a good one.

[acnielsen guy]

Good morning Oneida - nice to see you up so early.

[Neets]

Good Morning Captn...glad one of us is happy to see me...LOL.

[acnielsen guy]

It seems that you are not a happy camper on a Monday morning.

I have told your sister slut that she did not do a good job of pimping for me. I think I shall have to get palo on board an giving her the job.

Mmmmmmmmmm on reflection forget about that silly idea.

[Neets]

No I am not a happy camper on Mondays...saturdays and sundays pass way too quickly....

[grannie9]

Strange lights in the sky baffle Bavarians

[lodwick]

Good morning - funny joke and interesting link - thanks. Back after further caffeination. ;-)

[palo verde]

hi westy
I just woke up and am readin' down the thread from last night and this mornin'
I forgot chickie called you enigmatic last night
I think she is a smart cookie
lol you are a man of mystery
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

ohhh ac what a beautiful vase and lovely flowers
I wonder if those are purple irises
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

hi chickie
you could just stay in Florida
seems you are more carefree in Florida
I know tropical summers are hot, but you have your pool
and here on desert temps are stratospheric
you'd have a shoulder to cry on :)
you might like a languid tropical summer and wouldn't have to pack up in October :)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi chickie
your joke is funny lol
I read your link
sounds like ET ships to me
they don't show up on radar
Love, Palo

I am same as you
sometimes I can't keep days of week straight
a few weeks ago you were so 'sprised to be told it was Friday
but I forgot you posted it was Friday
and thought it was Saturday

[grannie9]

Morning Palo.. I wouldn't mind going home so much if the family was as still intact as it was when I left.. Things are kind of helter skelter now.. A few problems..and I kind of like getting them second hand down here.. ifyanowhatimean? LOL It's called scape-goating.. sigh...

On our way out boating for awhile, but it's kind of windy..probably won't get on the river.. Just cruise and lunch on the canals... See ya soon sweety... Keep this place intact until the Cap comes back...ok? Smooch

[palo verde]

hi ac
the pic of the Lenticular Galaxy is thrilling
thank you
scientist's blurb 'bout it is weird lol
scientist splains they don't study lenticular galaxies much cause they are benign
rofl I guess they're off studying the malevolent galaxies
Love, Palo

darksheare, our scientists only keep close eye on the evil star clusters

[palo verde]

hi cookie
I was just on yahoo email for Bill, telling Pete he wants to go on Crystal Cave trip next weekend
Crystal Cave is most beautiful of all, but it is near New Mexico
they have to camp out there
lol Bill is already menu planning for the camping trip
it is beautiful day here
hope you have fun boatin'
rofl I'll dispatch our captain if trouble brews on high seas for you
Love, Palo