Posted on 04/01/2002 5:50:18 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
My best guess would be that she is on crack.
Hi Guys! I know that God has a sense of humor. I always thought God would have Chelsea marry a military man, just to get back at the TOONS. But the son of a Republican family will do just fine, LOL.
Hillary and Bill can not complain. Hillary was raised in a very Reoublican family, remember?
Well, it looks like spring has sprug out here. There doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to do all my planting.
We have a peeping tom! It's a Barn Swallow. He wants to nest inside our home. He comes everyday very early and hangs on our screen by his feet, causing the screens to go "Bong" "BING" at 6 AM waking everyone up. He also likes to stand on the door knob outside on the deck, and look inside. He's very cute and very funny. He doesn't mind if you come right up to the window and look at him either. What a hoot!
Sightings: PRINCE Albert of Monaco entering the Las Vegas club Light with six bimbos who proceeded to pull up their tops to show him their enhancements [Apparently, Prince Al is the Bill Clinton of Eurotrash babe-trolling royalty. Don't be surprised if they start hanging out together.]
Cosmetic surgery for Lynne Cheney?
SOME of the country's top plastic surgeons are speculating that Second Lady Lynne Cheney has had a facelift - and her spokeswoman doesn't deny it. Natalie Rule, flack for the wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, offered this newspaper's Washington bureau a terse "no comment" when asked if her boss had some nips and tucks done recently. After being shown photos of Cheney from the 1950s, 2000, and the last month, Scott Spear of Georgetown University Medical Center told the Washington Post: "In some of those pictures she looks like she might have had a conservative neck procedure." But Spear called the evidence "inconclusive." Paul Garvis of the Eye Associates of Washington conjectured, "I suspect she had a brow lift only. The space between the brow and lashes looks higher than even when she was young." The Center for Cosmetic Eye Surgery's Steven Hopping suggested, "It's very possible she's had a neck lift. But it also looks like she's lost some weight." The perils of looking too good.
Re the cell phones - that's good advice about not giving credit card numbers or other personal info out in a mobile phone call. At least with the embarrassing conversations overheard on the scanner, people generally don't know who you are, but they sure will if you're spelling out your name, address and carefully enunciating your Master Card number.
Be enviromentally positive or else I will call the ESA and tell them you are depriving a 'wild creature' of a home. Then they will come out and declare your property a sacred piece of land that should not be allowed to have humans in, on or near it during nesting season. This time can be expanded to breeding season also! LOL
Please support the United Nations and Agenda 21, even though I don't. /sarcasm
Joan's humour is just old Milton Berle style humour and will never change.
My suggestion is to wash the fabrics first, then 'wear' them around the house for a couple of days; just wrap them around you like a shawl when you're working around the house or sitting with the cats. They'll connect the fabrics with you, especially your smell, and would be more likely to take to the new beds from this fabric if they think it is something of YOURS!
Penne Percy Korth, left, Queen Noor, Kay Kendall and Laura Bush celebrate the Silver Aniversary of the Washington Ballet Tuesday April 2, 2002 at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington. (AP Photo/Jacqueline Roggenbrodt)
Doninick Dunne and Gore Vidal are in a hilarious feud stemming from a dinner party at Christmas that explodes into next months Vanity Fair. Gore Vidal's Tim McVeigh story bombed at the party and everyone asked Dominick Dunne to regale them with his Chandra Levy tales. Vidal then obviously preturbed asked why Irish Catholics like Dunne were such social climbers and answered his own question by saying it was because their mothers were maids and then stormed out of the party (Page Six.com)
Mariah Carey is exonerated in a FOX News gossip report that her ex stole a sample of her hit song while watching the dailies from her movie 'Glitter' and giving it to J-Lo.
Oprah doing damage control says that Karen Hughes 'used her' to Star Jones on the View saying that she would be attending the Afghan trip when she said that she wouldn't.
And NY Social Dairy has a nice run down on a special benefit performance of 'Anything Goes' with Patti Lupone at Lincoln Center (one night only)
Go ahead and call anyone you want. But first of all, let them know I am a charter member of the NRA and I'm armed. I'm not a bad shot either, HA! HA! HA! (Plus I'm hispanic, so don't make me mad, LOL).
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