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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 004
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 03/26/2002 11:40:31 PM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 004






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; misc; pets; ufo
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To: habs4ever
rofl my bite is beautiful
there was no reason for 20 xrays
specially since I had four taken on Tuesday
Than God I put a stop to it after the 8th
better late than never
I just wasn't swift enuf to do it right away lol
Love, Palo
821 posted on 04/04/2002 3:11:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
thanks chickie
you are sweet
smooch
love, palo
822 posted on 04/04/2002 3:13:16 PM PST by palo verde
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To: andysandmikesmom
nothing like sitting up among the clouds and the mountains, to clear your thinking, and let you gaze upon some great beauty...

lovely and true, andysmom
love, Palo
823 posted on 04/04/2002 3:16:16 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
''Palo's Acceleration'' is stunning
''The beach park at Punta Gorda'' is exquisite
you are talented
Love, Palo
824 posted on 04/04/2002 3:23:23 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Just got an email to look at our Goddaughters website, she has posted new pics of her baby... baby Jennifer is now 6 months old...always great to see pics of babies, they are all such cuties...Now I have to go wash dishes, and pay attention to Dizzy...he just woke up and wants attention...of course he believes that I am his servant, and must come running when he starts in with that meowing, and rubbing up against my legs...so C U later...
825 posted on 04/04/2002 3:56:22 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: palo verde
Have to eat dinner.. Be back after I make my bed and crawl into it.. lol
826 posted on 04/04/2002 3:57:59 PM PST by grannie9
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To: andysandmikesmom
Your hubby is called Dizzy?? LOL...rubbing up against your leg and purring??;-)
827 posted on 04/04/2002 4:07:33 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Evening Sweetness - just back in from 5 hours on the road and all I'm burning is cigs, and trying to catch up the past two days' reading and laughing. ;-)
828 posted on 04/04/2002 4:20:16 PM PST by lodwick
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To: palo verde
I don't know nothing about CD burners....
The only new nature item I has to report is the smolt machine is running down on the Cedar River.....
....Westy...
829 posted on 04/04/2002 4:21:48 PM PST by westmex
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To: andysandmikesmom
hi andysmom
rofl I get such a kick out of your posts 'bout Dizzy
I think of him like a pasha now, cause he gets brushed and held by you
you sure treat him like lil prince
he sounds so content living with you :)
Love, Palo
830 posted on 04/04/2002 4:51:01 PM PST by palo verde
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To: lodwick
hi loddy
welcome back
we missed you
hope your trip went well
I bet you're glad to be home tho
Love, Palo
831 posted on 04/04/2002 4:53:37 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9;palo verde
I've always loved roses. Have a strange talent with the things. Other plants on the other hand..... I tend to have a killer thumb. Roses make you pay for your toil, but are worth it.
Yes, this stuff with the stories and such come straight from my head. Some of it has basis in actual happenstance. Others are highly morphed versions of real events I've witnessed. Try to see the difference. (Willing to bet it can't be spotted!) But..... You know that your mind is leaving by the back door when I start making sense. (Umm, by the by, if anyone should see my mind wandering around here.. be sure to pick it up for me. It does this often.) Other than that, I had these two things pop into my head and get posted on another thread yesterday.. now mind you I am short (5'5"!) myself..

Short people revolt, topple the tallees

In a horrific event seen only by those who were looking, the short people revolted. All across the country the shorter members of society bum-rushed those who couldn't see them.
"It was terrible, the door burst open, and no-one saw who came in! The next thing I know, about a dozen people are jumping up and down on me!" said one witness who declined to give his name, stating he didn't know 'who might be listening'. A few victims of the revolt complained about hearing "paxil" mentioned during the melee.

The makers of Paxil have declined to comment.

New recruitment add comes out after Revolt.

In an odd twist to the tale of the revolt earlier today, the military sent out a new recruitment video showing a group of tall men being taken down by seemingly crazed, short, and heavily armed people in uniform. Being heavily edited, we cannot show it at this time.

A man who viewed the video commented on it's apparently unscripted nature.
"Those guys looked like they had no idea what happened!" he said between laughs and gasps for air. He went on to describe the look on one of the men's faces in the video.
"He had this look like, 'Oh my gosh, this is awful. Where did all these AAAAAAAAaah!' Then they dropped him flat and kicked the *Expletive* out of him."
The end of the video had a line about the armed forces and "Be invisible, be feared."

The Pentagon is not commenting.

832 posted on 04/04/2002 4:53:49 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: westmex
the smolt machine is running down on the Cedar River.....

ok I give up, what is a smolt machine
833 posted on 04/04/2002 4:55:48 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
what you said ;-)
834 posted on 04/04/2002 4:59:37 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde;oneidam
A new orchid bud just opened :-) Still have 7 more to come.
835 posted on 04/04/2002 5:01:01 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: Darksheare
hi ds
I am giggling, your post is funny
I was going to excerpt one line I liked especially, but when I tried I noticed I like them all
you are on a roll
The roses must love you to grow so beautifully for you
you are blessed
Love, Palo
836 posted on 04/04/2002 5:02:57 PM PST by palo verde
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To: Darksheare
I'm not commenting either ;-) Keep it to yourself as you never know when the pod people will snatch you in your sleep:-)
837 posted on 04/04/2002 5:03:32 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
o habs thrillin' news 'bout orchid bud opening
I love it that there are 7 more to go
orchids are lovely
838 posted on 04/04/2002 5:05:45 PM PST by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
Your bio page says West Point? *Grumbles* ...oooo0000OOOO Back when I was in the military..they asked me to leave the museum because I stated that a model of 'Atomic Annie' was wrong..OOOOO0000ooooo....
Atomic Annie is sitting at Fort Sill and if you're lucky, the MP's aren't looking and you can run your hand down it's steel frame.
839 posted on 04/04/2002 5:05:46 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: habs4ever
WOW...i wish you had a camera you take pics and show us
840 posted on 04/04/2002 5:07:34 PM PST by Neets
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