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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 004
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 03/26/2002 11:40:31 PM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 004






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; misc; pets; ufo
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To: westmex
Is that palo getting ready? For what I wouldn't know...lol...

The Dentist!

701 posted on 04/03/2002 1:57:20 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Ah so.....
...Westy....
702 posted on 04/03/2002 2:22:28 PM PST by westmex
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To: palo verde
Palo, you and your group of hubby an dogs have adventures whereever you go....that big heavy Lulu squirming around...shes quite the gal...Helga used to like to ride in the back seat also, but she would hang over the front seat and constantly be licking my husband...I told you she was in love with him, so when we were all out driving, I had to do the driving, as the Helga kisses were too distracting to my husband.....

Indeed, the weather here today, in Western Washington is just beautiful...very sunny here, and a pale blue sky...I think its clear enough to where one can actually see the mountains today...we have such beautiful scenery up this way, the Cascade Mtns, with Mt. Rainier to the east, and the Olympic Mtns to the west...

But its so cloudy here so often, that we are overjoyed when its finally clear and sunny, so we can actually see and enjoy the scenery...

703 posted on 04/03/2002 2:51:00 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom;Y'all
Subject: The Trial

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts..

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him......"Take me.... young man... Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!!"

...And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

704 posted on 04/03/2002 4:35:28 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Now that was a good one Grannie...young men should never begin those things which they cannot finish...makes us women crochety...
705 posted on 04/03/2002 4:55:30 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: grannie9
ROFL!! let that be a warning to Cap'n AC!
706 posted on 04/03/2002 5:24:47 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: andysandmikesmom
hi andysmom
how interestin' Helga hung over between front and back seat too
maybe it is a basset thing
rofl 'bout her kissin' your hubby when he would drive, so you had to do the drivin'
Love, Palo
707 posted on 04/03/2002 5:30:14 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
you are naughty girl to tell joke like that :)
708 posted on 04/03/2002 5:32:25 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9; westmex
rofl rofl rofl
you are both hysterical
709 posted on 04/03/2002 5:34:53 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
And then if we got hungry when we were driving, we would stop at Burger King, or Mcdonald, or Wendy, or any place that had a drive in, and would buy Helga a couple of cheeseburgers, and a carton of milk...she really loved that...
710 posted on 04/03/2002 5:35:05 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: okimhere
hi oki
I just chatted with my friend Jan in Tucson
she is new age like me
turns out she had a medical drama while I was havin' financial drama (bouncy checks)
it had happy ending, altho she is exhausted now
we agreed on phone that it was acceleration dramas sent to us for our growth
lol this made us both happy :)
Love, Palo
711 posted on 04/03/2002 5:48:01 PM PST by palo verde
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To: andysandmikesmom
lol Helga loved to eat
she sure had a wonderful life with you and hubby, andysmom
she was treated like queen
you went to drive thru at McDonalds or Burger King to get her couple cheese burgers and carton of milk
I love it!
Love, Palo
712 posted on 04/03/2002 5:52:17 PM PST by palo verde
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To: Darksheare
hi ds
your posts are a trip I love them
I am overjoyed 'bout your rose bush too
roses are my favorite
it will be heaven when the buds bloom
Love, Palo
713 posted on 04/03/2002 5:58:16 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex; andysandmikesmom
'nother happy ending
girl who was in tears cause her cat Smudge was missing for 3 weeks
just came to door to tell me Smudge came back
Bill thinks maybe Smudge had fight with coyote
Smudge is huge cat
and arrived home with sprained tail
gash near eye
other booboos
girl is delirious with joy that Smudge came back
her idiotic neighbors told her Smudge was dead
so she had put away his cat box
I met her mornin' rug man was comin' cause Lulu went to kiss her
my Voice of Intuition told me Smudge was alive and would be back in 3 days
so I reassured Sandra (also I prayed)
She is happy gal now
Love, Palo
714 posted on 04/03/2002 6:10:51 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I am glad Smudge returned...he is injured, but happy to be home, I am sure....tell your neighbor, she had better get all of Smudges stuff back out, hes back, and he needs his things....
715 posted on 04/03/2002 6:14:49 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: westmex; andysmom
oh what beautiful pic of eagle bedded down for night now
night has fallen in your part of country
beautiful bald head gleams
sky has purple in it
eagle seems totally happy
22 days till eaglets' birthday
Love, Palo
716 posted on 04/03/2002 6:15:50 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I can hardly wait for the eaglets to be born...its going to be very exciting to watch mom and dad eagle feed them...I sure hope both eggs hatch ok, and that both eaglets survive...in the wild, one never knows what is going to happen...survival of the fittest and all that....

Its just about dark here now, so I am sure that the eagles are now settle down in the nest...

And that falcon website is supposed to be up and running by the end of the week...I know that there is at least one egg in there, from the local reports here...so we have lots of bird watching to do...

717 posted on 04/03/2002 6:21:26 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom
I love you
Sandra lives in neighborhood cross big street
I'm not sposed to cross big street with Lulu
but Lulu loves it over there cause it is apartments
mornin' rugman was comin' I gave in to Lulu and crossed over
yes!!! Sandra has to get Smudge's catbox out of closet
and all his toys
he's home
and he needs his things
Love, Palo
718 posted on 04/03/2002 6:21:28 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Dizzy has several special places where we keep some of his things...one place is in the family room, in a corner...where he has his cat scratching post(Tho he is declawed, he does not realize he has no claws, so we say he is sharpening his paws), his basket with a small quilt, several of his toys, and a little bowl of catnip...

Sometimes he sleeps in that corner, on his little quilt, sometimes he just sits on top of a chair, and checks out his special place making sure all his stuff is there...

These kitties are smart, and they know where their special place and stuff should be...

719 posted on 04/03/2002 6:26:13 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom
I can't wait to see the falcons
I thought it was falcon in photo
but westy said it is Cooper's hawk
I guess falcons are sitting on eggs in nest too
we are goin' to have a great spring watching all the babies be born and taken care of
lol they'll have to learn to fly too
Love, Palo
720 posted on 04/03/2002 6:26:26 PM PST by palo verde
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