FR Daily Humor/Bizarre News Thread 03/25/02

[Texaggie79]

Owner of topless barber's shop fined

The owner of a topless barber's shop in Arkansas has been fined for breaking bylaws.

Robert Balliette, 37, who owns Johnson's Tanning for Men, pleaded guilty to breaking two bylaws in Hot Springs.

Authorities said three female topless haircutters offered sexual services to undercover officers posing as customers.

A police spokesman in Hot Springs says the shop in the tourist town is still open for business.

Police sent informants and undercover officers into the business after residents complained.

''On more than one occasion, operatives have been offered physical contact and activities which, under definition by state law and city ordinance, are considered illegal and very sexual in nature,'' court documents claimed.

Hot Springs has a population of around 30,000.

Story filed: 19:50 Friday 22nd March 2002

[HairOfTheDog]

The male pill rendering me sterile? - Not much chance of that! silly!

[Texaggie79]

The creators are Libertarians, and open admit to voting Republican. So, yeah, I would say it was conservative.

But sitting little Johnny down to watch Butters deal with having testicles for a chin..... I dunno.........

[weikel]

No I mean me LOL( ps why did you tell Pistias I was a weak illogical guy no offense).

[Texaggie79]

She's a she........

[weikel]

Yeah but remember how they dissed Unions in that episode and the trailer trash on talk shows at the same time( the song look for the real freak label) LOL.

[HairOfTheDog]

I have not the heart to tell you. And it isn't funny. Be funny and I may take it back!

[weikel]

Speaking of voting Republican the party seems lately to have drifted just to the right of Hanoi Jane Fonda anyone besides me think that.

[weikel]

Well I know some jokes but you've probably either heard them before or there too obscene for FR and will get me banned.

[weikel]

My profile page is sorta funny.

[weikel]

Okay well hear goes( bet you've heard this though) you hear about the morning after pill men it changes your blood type.

[Texaggie79]

Unless you show me a conservative party that can keep democrats out, I'm staying with my R's.

[HairOfTheDog]

One Ha!... maybe you are funnier when you are trying to be serious ;~D

[weikel]

I think the countries screwed( sorry to say) no 3rd party will ever win and the Repubs are a bunch of liberals now. The libertarians I like on all domestic issues but after listening to Harry Browne's opinions on how to deal with terrorism I get the sense they won't fight to save their life. The Randist are pro war but since they are so openly athiest they'll never get support from the Christian right. Bush did a 180 degree turn to the left( which he doesn't need to do to get reelected with his popularity). The best hope is that a Pinochet type will take over and fix things.

[weikel]

I wonder if ill get blamed for abortion by someone now that I made a joke containing the words "morning after pill". Its hard for me to be funny on a message board except in reaction to something else posted.

[Texaggie79]

The best hope is the RLC

[weikel]

The Rinos break ties and hold the presidency so they set the agenda. The best hope is for Rumsfeld to come to power in a coup.

[Texaggie79]

The best hope is to educate Americans on Liberty and get them to vote in TRUE conservatives.

[weikel]

Educate them how education is controlled by commies the modern prison opps i mean school system was designed by commie John Dewey.

[MotleyGirl70]

I saw your profile page. Funny Algore stuff. I see you also The Speech bookmarked. I love that speech by Patton.

[weikel]

My favorite is the gun grabbers in Maryland in Waffen SS uniforms.