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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Corin Stormhands; HairoftheDog
I think we should take up a collection and by these people a clue.

I doubt we have enough money between us to buy a clue for those particular morons...

Morning all! Nice sunny day it's looking to be here, and it's FRIDAY!!! Dragon time, Hair?

4,061 posted on 05/03/2002 5:37:20 AM PDT by JenB
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To: carton253
You should have been pinged to 4009. Sorry. ;^)

-Kevin

4,062 posted on 05/03/2002 6:16:01 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
That's okay. The fact that you claimed it for my beloved Smeagol is good enough...
4,063 posted on 05/03/2002 7:20:56 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
(Like he's going to give the Precious to Smeagol!)
4,064 posted on 05/03/2002 7:25:25 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Precious belongs to Smeagol... Kevin knows that. Yes, precious! If Kevin keeps Precious, then Smeagol promises on the Precious to have Kevin suffer dire consequences... yes, Precious, dire consequences... like no hobbit has seen before... yes, Smeagol promises! And Smeagol keeps his promises! Yes, gallant and brave Smeagol always keeps his promises!
4,065 posted on 05/03/2002 7:31:18 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253; Overtaxed; ksen
yes, Precious, dire consequences... like no hobbit has seen before...

You know, some hobbits would ping the moderator for that!!!

4,066 posted on 05/03/2002 7:33:51 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
some hobbits would ping the moderator for that!!!

Only cowardly, spoiled-rotten, whiner hobbitses...yes, Precious.

4,067 posted on 05/03/2002 7:37:04 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Some of them Sackville-Bagginses...
4,068 posted on 05/03/2002 7:42:06 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
That's the type!


4,069 posted on 05/03/2002 7:46:49 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
That's the type!


4,070 posted on 05/03/2002 7:46:49 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Drat! It's not anywhere near 00!!
4,071 posted on 05/03/2002 7:47:27 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
It will be...
4,072 posted on 05/03/2002 7:49:04 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Admin Moderator... bah! Smeagol survived the Dark Lord. They hurt poor Smeagol's fingers. My pretty little hands. Made him tell where Precious was... but, Smeagol was smarter, cleverer. Smeagol escaped... yes, he did. (Aragorn is a liar! -- incredibly handsome, but a liar!) Smeagol escaped and not let go. No, Smeagol very sneaky. So, Smeagol don't sweat no Admin Moderator! Smeagol very, very brave!
4,073 posted on 05/03/2002 7:51:36 AM PDT by carton253
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To: Overtaxed
ACK! of ALL the things you could've double-posted it had to be THAT! Why couldn't you have been posting a pic of Arwen or Eowyn right then? ;^)

-Kevin

4,074 posted on 05/03/2002 8:01:31 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
Precious belongs to Smeagol... Kevin knows that. Yes, precious! If Kevin keeps Precious, then Smeagol promises on the Precious to have Kevin suffer dire consequences... yes, Precious, dire consequences... like no hobbit has seen before... yes, Smeagol promises! And Smeagol keeps his promises! Yes, gallant and brave Smeagol always keeps his promises!

Smeagol will not be dealing with the kind-hearted little ones this time, but with a mighty man of Gondor. So tread lightly, the blood of Numenor may have become diluted over the ages, but it has not disappeared altogether.

-Kevin

4,075 posted on 05/03/2002 8:05:37 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Why couldn't you have been posting a pic of Arwen or Eowyn right then? ;^)

Now why would I be posting pics of Arwen and/or Eowyn? :)

4,076 posted on 05/03/2002 8:09:35 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
Smeagol will not be dealing with the kind-hearted little ones this time, but with a mighty man of Gondor

The Admin Moderator is a man of Gondor?

Hey, CD...the Admin Moderator is not DoughtyOne.

4,077 posted on 05/03/2002 8:11:44 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
Of course, you must use brute force on poor Smeagol. Poor, tired, and thin Smeagol. All Smeagol wants the Precious for is an Imperial Fish Fest! Why do you treat Smeagol so? Smeagol was just teasing. Can't men of Gondor take a little jest. Smeagol is harmless, Smeagol has been very good, hasn't Smeagol?

No, men of Gondor must speak harshly with poor Smeagol. Poor Smeagol! (tears flowing down Smeagols dirty cheeks... Smeagol's lower lip trembles with sadness) Poor, little Smeagol. Men of Gondor should pick on someone their own size and leave this little Smeagol alone to find his way in the world... No one cares for Smeagol but Carton. No one loves Smeagol but Carton.

4,078 posted on 05/03/2002 8:12:46 AM PDT by carton253
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To: Overtaxed
Now why would I be posting pics of Arwen and/or Eowyn? :)

Just to throw us few guys here an occasional bone? ;^)

That makes me a bit curious, I find it quite interesting that the majority of people here who find this much of an interest in Tolkien and all his works seem to be female. I would have thought that this genre would be a male dominated one.

BTW, I am not complaining, I am just making an observation. It actually encourages me, because I think it would be neat if I could get my wife as interested as I am. I think I already have my daughter hooked.

-Kevin

4,079 posted on 05/03/2002 8:17:53 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed
The Admin Moderator is a man of Gondor?

Ha. Ha. VERY funny.

Actually, sometimes I think he(?) could be Lurtz. ;^)

-Kevin

4,080 posted on 05/03/2002 8:19:53 AM PDT by ksen
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