[carton253]

Of course, you must use brute force on poor Smeagol. Poor, tired, and thin Smeagol. All Smeagol wants the Precious for is an Imperial Fish Fest! Why do you treat Smeagol so? Smeagol was just teasing. Can't men of Gondor take a little jest. Smeagol is harmless, Smeagol has been very good, hasn't Smeagol?

No, men of Gondor must speak harshly with poor Smeagol. Poor Smeagol! (tears flowing down Smeagols dirty cheeks... Smeagol's lower lip trembles with sadness) Poor, little Smeagol. Men of Gondor should pick on someone their own size and leave this little Smeagol alone to find his way in the world... No one cares for Smeagol but Carton. No one loves Smeagol but Carton.

[ksen]

Don't worry little Smeagol, as long as you remain faithful to Gondor you will be provided as much fish as your skinny little gullet can handle.

-Kevin