Precious belongs to Smeagol... Kevin knows that. Yes, precious! If Kevin keeps Precious, then Smeagol promises on the Precious to have Kevin suffer dire consequences... yes, Precious, dire consequences... like no hobbit has seen before... yes, Smeagol promises! And Smeagol keeps his promises! Yes, gallant and brave Smeagol always keeps his promises!Smeagol will not be dealing with the kind-hearted little ones this time, but with a mighty man of Gondor. So tread lightly, the blood of Numenor may have become diluted over the ages, but it has not disappeared altogether.
-Kevin
Smeagol will not be dealing with the kind-hearted little ones this time, but with a mighty man of Gondor The Admin Moderator is a man of Gondor?
Hey, CD...the Admin Moderator is not DoughtyOne.
Of course, you must use brute force on poor Smeagol. Poor, tired, and thin Smeagol. All Smeagol wants the Precious for is an Imperial Fish Fest! Why do you treat Smeagol so? Smeagol was just teasing. Can't men of Gondor take a little jest. Smeagol is harmless, Smeagol has been very good, hasn't Smeagol?
No, men of Gondor must speak harshly with poor Smeagol. Poor Smeagol! (tears flowing down Smeagols dirty cheeks... Smeagol's lower lip trembles with sadness) Poor, little Smeagol. Men of Gondor should pick on someone their own size and leave this little Smeagol alone to find his way in the world... No one cares for Smeagol but Carton. No one loves Smeagol but Carton.