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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: JenB
We have a winner!!
1,001 posted on 03/25/2002 9:27:11 AM PST by ecurbh
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To: JenB
Yes you got it!

....and Galadriel whines "I didn't even get to tell you that the Fellowship is already breaking."

1,002 posted on 03/25/2002 9:27:21 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: ecurbh
It was shameless and I'm sorry, but I won't make any acceptance speech at all to make up for it. Now, let's see... who do we have left in our "War of Ringwrath" game? The hobbits... hmm, I can't make myself do anything mean to those nice folk. However, while watching the battles raging around him with his palantir, Saruman falls off his tower and is crushed by one of his own machines.
1,003 posted on 03/25/2002 9:30:25 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
Aragorn: "Can't we all just get along?"
1,004 posted on 03/25/2002 9:32:02 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Everyone else: No

Merry and Pippin gang up and push Aragorn down a well so they can steal his food. Then the Hobbits, only surviving members of the party, exit the Mines, claim the Ring, and rule Middle-Earth for, oh, two hours before....

1,005 posted on 03/25/2002 9:34:53 AM PST by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
Well I guess now we know why Frodo didn't slap Gandalf upside the head... The story sure took a turn for the worse at the thought!
1,006 posted on 03/25/2002 9:35:29 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
and rule Middle-Earth for, oh, two hours before....

Dark Lord Bob promises them a lifetime of mushrooms in exchange for the Ring!

1,007 posted on 03/25/2002 9:40:43 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
Or is it the infamous "spiky wheel" for him?
1,008 posted on 03/25/2002 9:40:57 AM PST by ecurbh
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To: Overtaxed
Yes... and then Dark Lord Bob creates a happy, fluffy country with the Ring. Even its evil cannot corrupt the totally clueless Bob, who is to Dark Lords what Barney the Dinosaur is to a T-Rex. But the Hobbits are happy and get their nice mushroom paradise.
1,009 posted on 03/25/2002 9:48:19 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
This must be when the Whos establish Whoville in Middle Earth.
1,010 posted on 03/25/2002 9:50:55 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Obviously.... maybe Saruman survives to become the Grinch?

What are our saner friends going to say when they see what we've done today?

1,011 posted on 03/25/2002 9:54:27 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
My saner friends know to expect such outbursts. :))
1,012 posted on 03/25/2002 10:03:07 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed;JenB
This one is just shaking her head slowly back and forth, side to side...


1,013 posted on 03/25/2002 10:12:00 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog;JenB;John Farson;BibChr;2Jedismom;Penny1;Overtaxed;Tolkien
Just saw this New Line Cinema press release posted on Imladris:

Tuesday, March 26th at the Warner Bros. Studio Lot
High Wattage Red Carpet Arrivals

WHO:
Award-winning talent from "The Lord of the Rings: The
Fellowship of the Ring," Robert Shaye, New Line Cinema
Co-Chairman and Co-Chief Executive Officer, and Stephen
Einhorn, New Line Home Entertainment President and Chief
Operating Officer

WHAT:
Middle-earth is coming to home theaters. New Line Home Entertainment will announce the unprecedented VHS and DVD release schedule of "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" at a gala event held just two days after the 74th annual Academy Award ceremonies. "There's a great deal of anticipation surrounding the arrival of `The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring' in home theaters," says Einhorn. "The unveiling of the VHS and DVD release schedule will hold some newsworthy surprises."

The private, invitation-only presentation and reception will be tougher to invade than the land of Mordor. To ensure you are able to pass through the gates (security) for red carpet talent arrival coverage, please RSVP to Jennifer Sandler at 310-967-6992, no later than Monday, March 25, 5 PM (Pacific Time) for directions, and parking instructions. Full media kits detailing "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" VHS and DVD release schedule will be provided.

WHEN:
Tuesday, March 26th, 2002
6:00-7:30 PM, red carpet talent arrivals
6:30-7:30 PM, cocktail reception (invitation-only)
7:30-8:00 PM, speakers, release schedule announcements, and
"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" DVD preview (invitation-only)
8:00-10:00 PM, dinner (invitation-only)

WHERE:
The historic Warner Bros. studio lot Burbank, CA

Interesting that they are having a gala for the announcement of the release. Of course, they may just be combining it some of the usual post-oscar festivities.

1,014 posted on 03/25/2002 10:21:35 AM PST by ecurbh
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To: ecurbh
I wish I was somebody!
1,015 posted on 03/25/2002 10:23:39 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; JenB
...this all must be our post-Oscar therapy....and waiting for TTT trailer activities too...
1,016 posted on 03/25/2002 10:38:36 AM PST by Penny1
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To: Penny1
Right now I'm waiting for the guys in white coats to show up. :D
1,017 posted on 03/25/2002 10:45:17 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: ecurbh
I do think this probably at least half post-Oscar celebration, as well as DVD/VHS release announcement...

I can't wait to find out what the surprises are!

I wonder who all will be there...

1,018 posted on 03/25/2002 10:51:42 AM PST by Penny1
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To: Overtaxed
hehehe, how do you know we aren't already in the asylum. ;) It only LOOKS like a Hobbit-hole...
1,019 posted on 03/25/2002 10:52:13 AM PST by Penny1
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To: Penny1
I wondered why the pictures keep appearing and disappearing.:)
1,020 posted on 03/25/2002 10:56:35 AM PST by Overtaxed
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