[Overtaxed]

Aragorn: "Can't we all just get along?"

[JenB]

Everyone else: No

Merry and Pippin gang up and push Aragorn down a well so they can steal his food. Then the Hobbits, only surviving members of the party, exit the Mines, claim the Ring, and rule Middle-Earth for, oh, two hours before....

[HairOfTheDog]

Well I guess now we know why Frodo didn't slap Gandalf upside the head... The story sure took a turn for the worse at the thought!