[Overtaxed]

and rule Middle-Earth for, oh, two hours before....

Dark Lord Bob promises them a lifetime of mushrooms in exchange for the Ring!

[JenB]

Yes... and then Dark Lord Bob creates a happy, fluffy country with the Ring. Even its evil cannot corrupt the totally clueless Bob, who is to Dark Lords what Barney the Dinosaur is to a T-Rex. But the Hobbits are happy and get their nice mushroom paradise.