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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: JenB
LOL, I am so with you, Jen.

I KNEW that we wouldn't take best adapted screenplay, but it still was one of the ones that made me angriest. Not only does it slam Tolkien himself, since the movie was so faithful to his work, but it slams the idea of being faithful to one's source material. After all, if the screenplay that most deviates from the original material is ALWAYS the one that gets the awards, that means that obviously Hollywood is much, much better at telling a story than the writers are.

Bah! I hate the academy. In weird sort of way, I'm getting some satisfaction that because of them snubbing LOTR I can continue to despise the academy-even moreso than I did before.

981 posted on 03/25/2002 8:45:23 AM PST by Penny1
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To: JenB
There are other forces at work beside the will of evil, Jen. We were meant to lose Best Picture... and Best Adapted Screenplay... and Best Director... And that is an encouraging thought.

Don't worry Frodo, I didn't feel better when Gandalf tried this line of reasoning either.

982 posted on 03/25/2002 8:48:52 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Wonder if Frodo ever got the urge to slap Gandalf upside his head? :)
983 posted on 03/25/2002 8:50:48 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
He sure looked....confused...after that line, lol. I would dearly love to know what he would have said if Gandalf hadn't jumped up right then to take them down that passageway.

I will say that there is something to be said for not being too "accepted" by the Hollywood elite. And I think this crew is in it for the fans of Tolkien, not for the Hollywood movers and shakers.

984 posted on 03/25/2002 8:57:49 AM PST by Penny1
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To: HairOfTheDog
Actually I think the forces of evil won this one. Apparently the ABM smear campaign wasn't vicious enough. Next year we know to heat up the rhetoric a little more... rats, was our involvement with that supposed to be a secret?
985 posted on 03/25/2002 8:59:22 AM PST by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
Wonder if Frodo ever got the urge to slap Gandalf upside his head? :)

"I was meant to slap you upside the head, and that is an encouraging thought."

986 posted on 03/25/2002 8:59:59 AM PST by ecurbh
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To: Penny1
I think this crew is in it for the fans of Tolkien, not for the Hollywood movers and shakers.

I'm sure glad they were the ones to make the movie. See how Hollyweird likes box office numbers crammed down their throats!

987 posted on 03/25/2002 9:01:27 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: ecurbh
"Yeah? Well, I was meant to toast you to a cinder, hobbit-boy! Take that! And next time, don't mess with Gandalf the Gray!"
988 posted on 03/25/2002 9:01:37 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
Boromir: "Hey if you guys are going to fight, can I have the Ring?"
989 posted on 03/25/2002 9:04:16 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
No, Boromir's been skwered by Legolas, who misunderstood Aragorn's instruction to help defuse the situation to mean that he was supposed to start shooting people. He aimed at Gimli but forgot to aim lower and the arrow bounced off the Dwarf's helm; but Boromir was hit straight on and promptly went into a bizarre rendition of Hamlet's death speech.

Hey, it could happen!

990 posted on 03/25/2002 9:10:42 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
Gimli: "Never shoot at a Dwarf!" and charges, slicing Legolas in two with one sweep of his ax. Hehehe. Another Elf bites the dust.
991 posted on 03/25/2002 9:15:02 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
When the King of Mirkwood hears the news of his son's demise (don't ask how since at this rate nobody's getting out of the Mines alive), he marchs his army on the Lonely Mountain, seeking revenge. A vicious, three-sided battle between the Elves, Dwarves, and the Men of Dale ensues and ends with the Eagles and Spiders making a pact to break up the fighting and eat the survivors.
992 posted on 03/25/2002 9:17:56 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
Look how close we are to 1000!
993 posted on 03/25/2002 9:21:12 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
hehehe, and who will get the magic number??
994 posted on 03/25/2002 9:22:21 AM PST by Penny1
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To: Penny1
Probably "A Beautiful Mind" will steal that too.
995 posted on 03/25/2002 9:23:25 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
And the winner is...
996 posted on 03/25/2002 9:23:55 AM PST by ecurbh
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To: JenB
Then the orcs of Moria leave the mines and march on Lothlorien and Mirkwood.
997 posted on 03/25/2002 9:25:18 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: ecurbh
Shameless pointless attempt...
998 posted on 03/25/2002 9:25:28 AM PST by JenB
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To: ecurbh
Trying really hard - sue me!
999 posted on 03/25/2002 9:25:40 AM PST by JenB
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To: ecurbh
Did I get it?
1,000 posted on 03/25/2002 9:25:48 AM PST by JenB
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