There are other forces at work beside the will of evil, Jen. We were
meant to lose Best Picture... and Best Adapted Screenplay... and Best Director... And
that is an encouraging thought.
Don't worry Frodo, I didn't feel better when Gandalf tried this line of reasoning either.
Actually I think the forces of evil won this one. Apparently the ABM smear campaign wasn't vicious enough. Next year we know to heat up the rhetoric a little more... rats, was our involvement with that supposed to be a secret?