Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 002

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 002

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[palo verde]

rofl judy
you tickle me
I love you
Palo

[4CJ]

You are shocked as well?

It all started when I was a kid. Remember those old type of fuses - the round ones that screwed in? Never - ever - never - stand on a washing machine after getting out of a shower - and touch one. I thought I had discovered levitation. Can the human body can produce sparks and flames? It sure felt like it ;o)

[palo verde]

hi chickita
I see you came back up the hobbit hole
good
hair of the dog is such a charming poster
I thought we lost you to the hobbits
hi hair of the dog
I see we have an unusual situation
your hobbit hole is right next to our et site
if a pirate gal gets fed up with us
she can disappear down your hobbit hole
and we won't see her again
that durned chickita expects us to handle her with kid gloves
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Good morning again... I have done my housework, and I'm loose. Ooops, just noticed the China cabinet windows.. Will catch them later... Is anyone playing a certain toon, or is this a free-for-all?

[palo verde]

lol 4cj
maybe that is why my hubby is screwy bout electricity
I knew if he saw me upset my can of coca cola onto electric space heater
it'd be the kinda thing he would fuss about
Love, Palo

[Neets]

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[4CJ]

I would be scared to get him examined - if he found out he really doesn't have a brain it might scare him (but it certainly would explain a few things). If I broach the subject it might be the wife that wants to get my head x-rayed.

Ya'll sure do have fun in here. I LMAO just reading, if I actually understood half your inside jokes I'd probably be a candidate for the mental ward. As a therapist ;o)

[palo verde]

hi chickie
you're back
I don't know what toon we're on
4cj is changing fuses while standing on wet washing machine
and judy anne told us not having a brain only makes us slightly clumsy
I am gettin' education on this thread
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Ahhhhhh...."My boyfriends back...and I'm gonna get in trouble..... do laaaaaa de doo, my boyfriends back...."

Sorry,..just a little glitch....

AC....he's accusing me of chasing you down.. Now, you know, and I know, that's just not true.....

Yet....

[grannie9]

How about Pon---TOON... It sure looks nice out there... It's a lovely day in the neighborhood.... Can yoooou saaay that? Suuuuure ya can....

[palo verde]

hi 4cj
not so many inside jokes that I can see
grannie and ac are out there all on their own
scrambled eggs means sex, cause I confided in thread one
that before I met my hubby, when I was young and wild and it was the '60s
I slept with everyone
and the only thing I really enjoyed was when the guy would cook scrambled eggs for me the next morning
they cooked the eggs in an interesting way
ac's posts to grannie used to be so highfalutin' that none of us understood one word
I remembered that tour jetes and first positions were terms from my ballet class
but westy never took ballet and was lost
Love, Palo

[4CJ]

LOL! Never trust anyone that says they DID turn a particular circuit off (especially if they are mad at you ;o)

[palo verde]

hi chickie
it is pretty day here in Tucson too
we had huge wind yesterday, which caused mountains to disappear behind cloud of dust
it was eerie and strange
but today it's pretty as picture
are you goin' boatin' in your pontoon boat?
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Never trust anyone that says they DID turn a particular circuit off

LOL.. not even yourself.. My hubs and electrician by trade.. and he just flew across the floor last week... Of course he's gotten zapped so many times in his life he has a good tolerance level now... Not much memory tho..... sad to say....

[grannie9]

Probably no boating today... We are power washing the driveway now... (That's not an all inclusive we) Think it's a clean around the house and lay in the pool kind of day.. In other words...it's my day off...

[palo verde]

rofl I don't know much bout electricity
when I lived in tenement in Manhattan, when fuse blew I had to find someone who could get into the carpet store down below
go thru hatch door on floor and change fuse for my apt
here in Tucson, I guess we have circuit breakers
when I do something which causes everything to go off
I flip all the switches and eventually it comes back on
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Bill is taking Happy out
so it's time for me to find Lulu's leash
you sure cooked up a storm yesterday chickita
you need a day off
I haven't had homemade lemon meringue pie since my mom made it when I was kid
I used to be crazy 'bout it
c u all when I get back with Lulu
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

I took this one from Mo1 - I know she wouldn't mind.

Every morning, Bill Clinton would take a jog near his home in NY State.

And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly about to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days.

He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!

One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear(including Hillary) and he would have to come up with a very good explanation for his wife, the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the situation.

Sure enough there she was, standing where she always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at the jogging executives.

Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill: "See what you get for five bucks?

[habs4ever]

That's a great joke!! LOL.Oh Cap'n, how come Grannie is so darn ornery these days? Is it lack of remuneration? Could it be the heat? She needs rest, I'm afraid, a long rest, in a quiet room, in an isolated ward, in a secluded hospital....

[habs4ever]

Hiya Neets! Howya like FR Light so far??Hope the bulbs are popping up through the tundra at your place and the birds are singning away merrily :-)