Posted on 10/17/2026 11:20:48 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Laura Loomer publicly pitched herself for the newly open White House press secretary role. Her joke about going blonde has added a twist to the search for Trump’s next spokesperson.

After Katie Zacharia was dismissed as White House press secretary, far-right activist Laura Loomer publicly put herself forward for the job. Her jokes about changing her appearance coincided with the launch of new prediction markets on who will be the next spokesperson for Donald Trump’s administration.
What Loomer proposed
On October 16, Laura Loomer wrote on X: “Hear me out: Press Secretary Laura Loomer” – suggesting that she be considered for the press secretary position. This was a public pitch, not an announcement of an official appointment or participation in a formal selection process.
In another post, Loomer joked about whether she would stand a chance if she dyed her hair blonde and changed her name to “Cora.” The joke alludes to the appearance of Trump’s last three press secretaries – Kayleigh McEnany, Karoline Leavitt, and Katie Zacharia.

Photo: Laura Loomer posted an edited image on X showing herself with light-colored hair and the words “I’m ready.” Source: Laura Loomer / X.
The post features a stylized image of Loomer with light-colored hair. However, the original media file on X could not be independently viewed and compared with the source image. So it has not been established whether it was edited with retouching, a filter, or generative AI.
The joke is clear even without identifying how the image was made: Loomer is poking fun at the supposed informal “dress code” of Trump’s communications team while drawing attention to her own candidacy.
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What? Dan Akroyd is not available?
“ In another post, Loomer joked about whether she would stand a chance if she dyed her hair blonde and changed her name to “Cora.”
Laura Loomer is an opportunist and she is disgusting
There is nothing inherently wrong with blonde haired women any more than black skin
It is when they use it, the way zecharia does, that is a problem
“ Neither blond nor pretty.”
Kaleigh and Karoline did a good job.
Zechariah is a major flirt. Can people be logical about this? No.
Sarah Palin has been nothing but trouble from the word ‘go’
“Why does the most accessible President even need a press secretary?”
He doesn’t. He just told us this
You have to wonder who sent her in there
If you want to see liberal heads explode how about Charlie Kirk’s widowed wife, Erika Kirk?
She wouldn’t do it, but I think Laura Ingraham would be excellent.
Blonde, too! (lol)
You forgot to add “lunatic” to the description.
Blonde hair can’t fix a horse face.
I nominate Tomi Lahren.
I vote for Paula White, his blonde White House faith advisor. She would be a great press secretary.If she gets confused, she can just start talking in tongues.
https://rumble.com/v7736ek-pastor-paula-white-is-batshit-crazy.html
“Neither blond nor pretty.” Absolutely.
Didn’t she used to be a blonde?
Just what we need. Another Jewish supremist in the White House...
Yeah, but what did she look like 20 years ago?
LOL. Its NOW that matters.
She just wants to graze on the White House lawn.
Another crypto-feminist loser. No thanks.
She’d be awesome, lol.
Just put a blonde wig on Miller
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