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Needs to soup up his golf cart for a more speedy get-a-way next time.
1 posted on 09/03/2026 8:08:07 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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I’m alright
Nobody worry ‘bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can’t you just let it be? (I’m alright)


2 posted on 09/03/2026 8:12:00 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell warned us about Rivers of Blood. Well, I sure hope they're coming. It's the only fix.)
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FallingDownGolfCourseScene
3 posted on 09/03/2026 8:13:00 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Yo homey. Is that my briefcase?)
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> a golfer at San Joaquin Golf Course confronted a man <

It would be interesting to know just what “confronted” means here. Was the golfer just trying to have a polite conversation with the man? Or was the golfer screaming and yelling?

As Billy Joel once said, “ You should never argue with a crazy mind. You oughta know by now.”

Anyway, the golfer would have been wise to carry police-grade pepper spray (everyone should). Fox and Sabre are good brands.


5 posted on 09/03/2026 8:15:37 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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Those pictures are pretty clear.

I can’t imagine someone doesn’t recognize that lunatic


7 posted on 09/03/2026 8:19:13 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave!)
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"The price is wrong, bitch!"
10 posted on 09/03/2026 8:20:30 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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Mind if we play thru?

WHACK!

I guess that’s a no.......


11 posted on 09/03/2026 8:21:44 AM PDT by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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“The golfer tried to get away in his golf cart, but the suspect caught up, took a golf club from the cart, and struck the golfer in the head,” investigators said. “The suspect then fled the area.”

You have got to be a little tightly wound to go to all that trouble.

This guy had to chase down someone and hit them with a golf club for a verbal insult.

Making the guy run away like a little girl wasn't enough.

This guy should not be free to run across golf courses.

He needs a special room in a special place for his particular kind of loony.

12 posted on 09/03/2026 8:22:07 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminisheRs the human spirit.)
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If that’s a phone in that guy’s hand, the cops should be able to identify him from cell phone tracking.


16 posted on 09/03/2026 8:35:41 AM PDT by PAR35
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Need more info, I mean, slow golfers are terribly annoying.


17 posted on 09/03/2026 8:36:24 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Visited a cousin years ago. Lives on a golf course.

“That must be nice - walk out the back door and go golfing.”

“I don’t golf. I fish. The best trout stream in the world runs through the golf course. Although I do get some funny looks sometimes with my waders and fishing gear.”

I think it is on the Madison River in Montana.


19 posted on 09/03/2026 8:43:48 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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Maybe the club was used to get a bee off the golfer's hat.


20 posted on 09/03/2026 9:00:22 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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Was he driving a Flintstone mobile ?

Sounds as if the golfer were asleep at the wheel.

He was caught flat footed, the attacker must have been abreast of him .

A golf cart should be able to speed away from most folks , but who knows ?


26 posted on 09/03/2026 9:19:01 AM PDT by OldHarbor
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GTA6 is out


28 posted on 09/03/2026 9:35:36 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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No turbo for Tiger.


29 posted on 09/03/2026 9:41:40 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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“”The golfer tried to get away in his golf cart, but the suspect caught up, took a golf club from the cart, and struck the golfer in the head,” investigators said. “The suspect then fled the area.””

The SUSPECT was not a golfer? TOOK a golf club from WHAT cart? WHO ran across the course that made the ATTACKER angry? Someone RAN ACROSS or drove the cart ACROSS?

JUST MORE BAD REPORTING! Gotta be prepared today when you decide to read an article...


31 posted on 09/03/2026 10:00:12 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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I got lost and strayed onto a golf course once. A foursome approached me : “Are you a membah?”

I ducked back into the woods.


32 posted on 09/03/2026 10:01:38 AM PDT by heartwood
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Oh, I thought it was a wicked back swing.


33 posted on 09/03/2026 10:03:45 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (First, I was a clinger, then deplorable, now I'm garbage. Feel the love? )
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At least it doesn’t appear that the suspect ran off with the driver.


40 posted on 09/03/2026 11:06:23 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Theres a lot more to this that we are told.


44 posted on 09/03/2026 12:36:30 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Was he late for his tee time?


46 posted on 09/03/2026 1:00:34 PM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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