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9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
The Bee ^
| Jul 22, 2026
| The Bee
Posted on 07/23/2026 10:00:38 AM PDT by dayglored
There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.
Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:
- Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.
- Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.
- Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.
- Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.
- Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.
- Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.
- Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.
- Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.
- Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.
No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women
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To: dayglored
12. Floating: Women are more buoyant with their natural chest floaters.
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07/23/2026 10:09:27 AM PDT
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Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: T.B. Yoits
To: T.B. Yoits
Serving as a refrigerator protecting the snacks
To: T.B. Yoits
To: dayglored
13. Mind reading: Women know what someone was really thinking when typing that text.
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07/23/2026 10:10:47 AM PDT
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Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: T.B. Yoits
To: T.B. Yoits
To: T.B. Yoits
To: dayglored
Somebody has to say it.
Boobies.
Man-boobs aren't just "not as good", they're just... wrong.
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07/23/2026 10:12:49 AM PDT
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dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: T.B. Yoits
To: dayglored
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posted on
07/23/2026 10:13:10 AM PDT
by
asinclair
(Indict DNC for RICO?)
To: dayglored
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07/23/2026 10:13:27 AM PDT
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Hatteras
To: T.B. Yoits
To: dayglored
To: T.B. Yoits
Collecting Trophies from different partners
To: dayglored
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07/23/2026 10:14:25 AM PDT
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Varsity Flight
( "War by 🙏 the prophesied set before you." ) I Timothy 1:18. Nazarite warriors. 10.5.6.5 These Days)
To: T.B. Yoits
Hey, I get it, you’re on a roll. But you’re verging on killing the thread with the trolling. Enough already?
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07/23/2026 10:14:31 AM PDT
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dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: T.B. Yoits
To: T.B. Yoits
To: dayglored
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07/23/2026 10:15:26 AM PDT
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Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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