1 posted on
06/12/2026 10:59:33 PM PDT by
Coronal
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To: Coronal
“ Paige promptly urinated in the aisle between the press area and state delegates…”
If Paige is a true Republican, I know which side of the aisle she was aiming at.
2 posted on
06/12/2026 11:12:37 PM PDT by
VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.)
To: Coronal
Old maxim of animal handlers and wildlife managers:
"Under the most carefully controlled conditions, the wildlife will do as it damn pleases."
4 posted on
06/12/2026 11:21:17 PM PDT by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: Coronal
Nice metaphor for the Republican party right now.
To: Coronal
Imagine if it was an Indian Elephant.
6 posted on
06/12/2026 11:51:21 PM PDT by
Mr. Blond
To: Coronal
She read the banners as “GO P”.
7 posted on
06/13/2026 12:13:13 AM PDT by
Ken H
(Freeper #240 - Dec 05, 1997)
To: Coronal
Has Paige ever been in a Moscow hotel room?
9 posted on
06/13/2026 12:54:40 AM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Coronal
While the phrase “Paige promptly pissed a plunderous puddle” is amusing, it’s obvious that someone was not properly tending this animal. At public events, elephants would typically be led around by a handler with some kind of leash. The article never discussed who that animal handler voted for back in 2024.
To: Coronal
The quality of GOP event planning has obviously slipped a bit. Nixon’s advance men had a firm rule to never have any events with elephants.
To: Coronal
Missed on the media??? Good boy...!
13 posted on
06/13/2026 1:19:21 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(no i think 10%consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: Coronal
That’s a lotta beer to let go of. When you gotta go, ya gotta go. My dad said once you’re over 40 you’re pissing or looking for a place too. Wonder how old the elephant is? 😅
15 posted on
06/13/2026 1:30:57 AM PDT by
Equine1952
(MM1SS SASOBe)
To: Coronal
“...an elephant relieved itself as it strolled through the assembly hall at a Texas Republican Party gathering...”
Compare this to democrat run cities like San Francisco where the homeless voters urinate and defecate on public streets, with the full support of the mayor and police commission. /spit
19 posted on
06/13/2026 3:20:15 AM PDT by
Flavious_Maximus
(Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
To: Coronal
Oh thee glee,
Makes no mews good news from these goobers
To: Coronal
21 posted on
06/13/2026 4:32:25 AM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Coronal
I guess being surrounded by RINOs scared the piss out of her...
22 posted on
06/13/2026 4:42:30 AM PDT by
null and void
(Trump isn't a pussycat, but he does have nine lives!)
To: Coronal
1963 NYC Camelot....The dog did No. 2 right on stage...
To: Coronal
26 posted on
06/13/2026 4:53:47 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: Coronal
The smell of RINO made him do it.
27 posted on
06/13/2026 4:55:42 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: Coronal
The only thing better than an elephant pissing in the GOP would be a donkey taking a dump on the DNC. So sick of both asshat parties.
To: Coronal
I’m upset the handler didn’t let the girl finish her pee before making her continue the walk.
29 posted on
06/13/2026 5:55:47 AM PDT by
chief lee runamok
(tech grad, quality learing center)
To: Coronal
“An adult African elephant can void up to 3 gallons of urine in a single session”. Pachyderms are going to pachyderm.
30 posted on
06/13/2026 6:22:54 AM PDT by
kawhill
(Dywedwch Wrthbym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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