Posted on 06/04/2026 3:14:46 AM PDT by dennisw
(Alleged) Gerbil butt-stuffer Richard Gere says we are living in the darkest moment on this planet in the whole history of time.
He goes off to say there is a maniac running the United States.
https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/2062252724889035241
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Going to have to post this with a pic of him in his rose tinted glasses on other sites:
At the 1993 Academy Awards (the 65th Oscars), Richard Gere walked out to present the award for Best Art Direction wearing distinct, round, rose-tinted glasses. He did an impromptu speech, saying: “Can’t we all just get along and love each other?
I had the pleasure years ago of working with a young woman named Lanie Carrol. The spelling may not be accurate.
Anyway, she was from California. Went to Beverly Hills High School. Her father was chief of thoracic surgery at Cedars Sinai.
She was enamored with Richard Gere as a teen. Posters on the wall, full bit.
As she told it, one day her father told her about how a certain celebrity came in with a particular rodent stuck up his butt. He told her because he thought her “worship” of Mr. Gere was unhealthy and misplaced.
To me, this is either confirmation of the urban legend or it’s inception. Either it happened and her father truly shared the story (major HIPAA violation) or he made it up and she shared it and it spread.
Every time I see his name, I think of his gerbiling situation.
I learned what that was, from him.
The good thing is that HIPAA went into effect in 1996, while Richard’s gerbiling situation came to be in 1984.
So it was all good to say!
The gerbil finally made it to his brain.
He longs for the days of the Black Desth when 25% of Europe died. “Don’t fear the reaper”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Pw9N4DhLI&list=RDf0Pw9N4DhLI&start_radio=1
Stephen Lynch, Gerbil, couldn’t resist.
So… so brave… now attack China and Xi to defend your Buddhism… oh… you won’t do that? Why not?
Did Sylvester Stallone start the Richard Gere gerbil rumour?
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/did-sylvester-stallone-start-the-richard-gere-gerbil-rumour/
Actors….they know everything. /s
Jeeze, Richard. Ever heard of the 100 Years War / Black Death? World War I / Spanish Flu Epidemic? Pick up a history book and maybe read it?
The world has never been closer to nuclear war than we are right now. Trump is working tirelessly to prevent it and I for one hope he succeeds.
Whining baby.
Ignorant selfish whining baby.
Another old/has-been “I wanna stay relevant in hollyweird” turd.
Did Sylvester Stallone start the Richard Gere gerbil rumour?
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/did-sylvester-stallone-start-the-richard-gere-gerbil-rumour/
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Hilarious if true. Hilarious if not true. I can see Stallone sabotaging Gere. The were NYC scroungers going to the same auditions.
Darkest moment is for the gerbil.
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