[DoodleBob]

This article is pretty bad - the only quote listed here that I use in the office with any regularity is “You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.”

The most quoted movies in my career are Caddyshack, The Blues Brothers, The Godfather, Fletch, Airplane!, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Animal House.

I find that Millennials and GenZ tend to quote TV shows more, like SpongeBob, The Simpsons, and South Park (when HR isn’t around).

[dfwgator]

Nothing from Office Space?

[EvilCapitalist]

My favorite to use is “What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a goin on here.”

[DoodleBob]

[Nateman]

Nothing from Casablanca, the most quoted movie in history. ‘Round up the Usual suspects!’

[Kudsman]

“You’re killing me smalls.” Useful for when a boss or co-worker play dumb.

[wny]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

[Third Person]

favorite work quotes

“Dimi, why you do this to me, Dimi?” from the Exorcist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGs69iqRmGI

and

“You cannot be serious, man!” from a larger than life tennis player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0hK1wyrrAU

[Labyrinthos]

Doralee, 9 to 5: “If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun of mine, and I’m gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! And don’t think I can’t do it.”

Business meaning: Don’t mess with me, pervert.

[rlmorel]

[Steely Tom]

“I’m the King of the World!” — Titanic (1997)

Maybe, but it was originally said by James Cagney in White Heat (1949).

[rlmorel]

[not in the club]

This is always fun at meetings:
“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” - The Principal in Billy Madison
Unfortunately, being such a long quote I usually just paraphrase or use a simple “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

“You (effed) up, kid - you trusted us” - Animal House

[Dr. Sivana]

The ones that come to mind that should be on a company board:

“Senator, we’re both part of the same hypocrisy. But never think it applies to my family.”--Michael Corleone, Godfather II

"My hypocrisy only goes so far."--Doc Holliday, Tombstone

"What was I supposed to do — call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?”--Doyle Lonnegan, "The Sting"

[Disambiguator]

How does the prelude to the car chase in “The Blues Brothers” translate into corporate-speak?

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

“Hit it.”

[sloanrb]

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

[GSWarrior]

“There’s more to life than money, dontcha know that? And here it is a beautiful day.”

[rbg81]

“Coffee is for closers.”

Say what you will about Alec Baldwin, but for one scene he was the best actor in the world.

[Biblebelter]

Trump to Crooked Hillary, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”

[MikelTackNailer]

"RoboCop":

"Animal House":

Nothing from "Office Space?"