Posted on 05/05/2026 9:17:36 AM PDT by MarlonRando
John Andrew Spillman, 33, is a Uniformed Division officer with the federal agency, and had just provided security to President Donald Trump at the weekend PGA tour at Trump’s golf course in Doral, Florida.
He was arrested shortly after midnight Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near Miami International Airport.
“Police allegedly caught him literally with his pants down in the act, according to the arresting affidavit,” reported Susan Crabtree of RealClearPolitics, as deputies with the Miami-Dade County Sheriff’s Officer responded.
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And it NO!!! NAY!!! NEVER!!
No, Nay, Never, No More
Will I play the wild wanker
No Nevairrr, No more ...
NO! Not even if it was my husband. So gross.
Women aren’t much better these days.
To be fair, I don’t want to watch my wife “do herself”.
It’s not a spectator sport.
yes!!!! Reno 911. perfect example
Women are showing up to events not just exposing boobs, but now showing other equipment as it seems to be “in”.
It’s all gross.
This is what happens when there are no standards of employment. Biden and Obama started this and it has run it’s course starting with the prostitution uproar in Columbia during the Obama reign. The abject failure of the SS to protect Trump in Butler and late arriving agents at the DC shooting are just more examples. Has anyone been fired along the way?
Ew, gross, no thank you!
Sounds aggressive. Raw hand or raw chicken?
CREAM of the crop? Really?
Hell, no! No no no no!
Hell no!
NO!
That being said. what an unfortunate last name to
have in light of this...oh never mind!
*evil grin*
They’re not under Treasury anymore.
No wonder the SS can’t hit anything even at close range: They are all going blind!
Looks high as a kite.
Sicko.
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