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8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon
The Bee ^
| Apr 7, 2026
| The Bee
Posted on 04/08/2026 9:53:14 AM PDT by dayglored
The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond the known lunar surface in that dark realm beyond our telescopes?
Now, The Babylon Bee can reveal what the crew of the Artemis II mission discovered on the other side of the moon:
- Rocks: Lots and lots of rocks.
- A Starbucks: Man, they really are everywhere.
- 1,000,000,000 Mylar birthday balloons: So that's where they all end up.
- A Somali daycare: The owner says it has a huge client base and is totally legit.
- A Shohei Ohtani home run ball: Not even Earth's atmosphere can contain his power.
- Several boxes labeled "Epstein Files": Someone must have been trying really hard to keep these from being found.
- Amelia Earhart: Always the last place you'd think to look.
- The Chinese moon base that's been there for years: Ope! Sorry, didn't know anyone was already here.
What an incredible treasure trove of amazing artifacts. What else did you expect them to find?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; brokentoilet; moon; satire
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Alice Kramden!!
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posted on
04/08/2026 9:53:14 AM PDT
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dayglored
To: dayglored
In before the “It’s not a ‘dark side”, it’s a ‘far side’” comments.
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posted on
04/08/2026 9:54:17 AM PDT
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dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/08/2026 9:56:02 AM PDT
by
left that other site
( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
To: dayglored
To: dayglored
Obambi's birth certificate parents were hitler and the Wookie
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posted on
04/08/2026 9:58:02 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
( Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads, Curmudgeons & old Geezers)
To: BullwinkleMoose
I knew it was satire because it didn’t say a Dollar General was on every block.
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posted on
04/08/2026 9:59:02 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:05:23 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: dayglored
Beat me to it. We’re getting old.
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:06:34 AM PDT
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stevio
(Fight until you die!)
To: stevio
>
We’re getting old. Yeah, I almost added something to the effect of "If you get this you're old." :-)
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:07:46 AM PDT
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dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: left that other site
C/O The Funny Farm, Chelford.
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:09:13 AM PDT
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Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: left that other site
Only if the dam breaks open many years too soon.
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:09:41 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:09:58 AM PDT
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blitz128
To: left that other site
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:10:27 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:10:58 AM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: dayglored
Obama’s long form birth certificate ?
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:11:48 AM PDT
by
SecondAmendment
(Political insight on loan from Rush Limbaugh)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:12:32 AM PDT
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stevio
(Fight until you die!)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:13:54 AM PDT
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PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:14:04 AM PDT
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left that other site
( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
To: dayglored
I’m pretty sure that they found a Bucees, a 7-11, Dollar General, a Mickey Ds,and a Waffle House, too!
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posted on
04/08/2026 10:14:24 AM PDT
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Tom Tetroxide
(Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
To: Tell It Right
A billboard for Buc-ee’s-238,855 Miles Ahead.
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