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Genital Injections Spark Cheating Allegations at Winter Olympics
Breitbart ^ | 2-5-26 | Dylan Gwinn

Posted on 02/05/2026 4:49:05 PM PST by dynachrome

It’s not unusual for athletes to spare no effort to put themselves into position to win, but this might be taking it a bit too far.

The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has confirmed that it is investigating allegations that male ski jumpers at this year’s Winter Olympics in Italy might have injected hyaluronic acid into their penises in hopes of gaining a competitive advantage.

How might that help an athlete in a ski jump contest?

According to the German publication, Bild, which first reported the controversy in January, suggests athletes are artificially enlarging their penises before official body measurements to obtain larger competition suits.

Apparently, a larger suit size can greatly improve a ski jumper’s performance.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Sports
KEYWORDS: agonyofdafeet; genitalinjections; hyaluronicacid; italy; olympics; skijumpers; wada; winterolympics; wtf
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To: dynachrome

Hyalnouric Acid is extracted from rooster combs…used in joint injections.


21 posted on 02/05/2026 5:19:24 PM PST by kaktuskid
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To: dynachrome

What guy would allow anyone inject ANYTHING into Willie…?


22 posted on 02/05/2026 5:19:59 PM PST by TalBlack (Their god is government. Prepare for a religious war.https://freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=4322961%2)
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To: Deaf Smith

Agonyoff Defeet.


23 posted on 02/05/2026 5:22:24 PM PST by Interesting Times (This space for rent.)
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To: Deaf Smith

His name was DeFete, and that was his agony.


24 posted on 02/05/2026 5:23:37 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Interesting Times

Never knew if he got any money for being on TV every Sunday.


25 posted on 02/05/2026 5:26:27 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: dynachrome
It works for ballet dancers...


26 posted on 02/05/2026 5:27:36 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: kaktuskid
> Hyalnouric Acid is extracted from rooster combs…

...and bovine (cow) eyeballs, umbilical cords, fish skin, and shark cartilage.

27 posted on 02/05/2026 5:29:58 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dynachrome

They never heard of penis vacuum pumps?


28 posted on 02/05/2026 5:30:44 PM PST by BipolarBob (Homer: A doughnut in each hand is a balanced diet.)
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To: T.B. Yoits

29 posted on 02/05/2026 5:31:13 PM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: sopo

“my over/ under bet on this post is 46 replies”

That would be over/under line.


30 posted on 02/05/2026 5:33:42 PM PST by TexasGator (/.)
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To: BenLurkin

And the agony of defeat


31 posted on 02/05/2026 5:34:06 PM PST by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo sman is always intense)
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To: BenLurkin

The agony of defeat.


32 posted on 02/05/2026 5:37:21 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ( Klaatu barada nikto.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie


33 posted on 02/05/2026 5:47:18 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Pam Bondi is the George McClellan of attorneys general.)
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To: packagingguy

It’s all in the girth.....


34 posted on 02/05/2026 5:54:10 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: BenLurkin
I’ll never forget that one-“ The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat”.
35 posted on 02/05/2026 5:56:47 PM PST by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: kaktuskid

“...extracted from rooster combs…used in joint injections.”

So many bad puns waiting to be inflicted...


36 posted on 02/05/2026 6:00:14 PM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too. 😁 " - Robert Conquest )
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To: dynachrome
I am reminded of Jim Thorpe. he went to the Olympics and someone stole his proper track shoes.
He was so poor that He he couldn't afford new shoes. He searched through the trash and found
a pair of of worn mismatched shoes. He went on to win two gold medals. The athletes today
are spoiled perfumed princes.

If anyone had tried to inject anything into Jim Thorpe's balls, that person would have met an early
grave.

Yes, Jim Thorpe was the greatest Olympian of all time.


37 posted on 02/05/2026 6:00:38 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: wrcase
MC Hammer for the gold!


38 posted on 02/05/2026 6:01:38 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
So that's what Ron Reagan has been up to.

39 posted on 02/05/2026 6:02:13 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: BipolarBob
They never heard of penis vacuum pumps?


40 posted on 02/05/2026 6:03:31 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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