[PROCON]

Doug is still around but mainly over on FR’s Face book page which JimRob made me Admin Mod of several years ago, if you like the FR motherboard, you’ll like our FB page too.

[rlmorel]

I love this kind of thing...Let me give it a try!

[rlmorel]

Eh...gotta hit the rack. I will mess around with this tomorrow!

[lightman]

Got some time on my hands tomorrow...

In the meantime...from November ‘25:

We’ve only just begun….to win.
Dem’s empty promises—
We kiss good-bye and then we’re on our way.

Before Trump’r rising sun...we try
A road of greatnesses
We start out walking and learn to fly
And yes, we’ve just begun...

* * *

We’ve only just begun...to kill
The narco-terrorists
Wave ‘em good-bye and then its bombs away.

Before pink rising mist...we try
Drug interdiction now
They take their chances and soon they fry
And yes, we’ve just begun.

[DannyTN]

I understand that the words orange and purple are the only two words that can’t be rhymed.

Although Roger Miller did rhyme purple with maple syruple in the song “Dang me”

[Engraved-on-His-hands]

I’ll try a verse:

I try to keep things simple:
Corruption is my fad.
Though little people suffer,
My bribes—they make me glad.
Officials claim to care and claim
That spending makes them mad.
It doesn’t, and I praise their fraud,
But Orange Man makes me mad!

[Gasshog]

Orange Man is meant as a slur against Trump, so if it were me I would use something else, like his initials DJT

Bad, bad DJT
kick’n Deep state ass
From Sea to Sea..💀

[roving]

Use AI.

[Nateman]

Now look at them Somalians, that's the way you do it
You scam The Man then charge a fee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and government checks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, they think you're dumb
Maybe flip you a finger
Grifting America is lots of fun

[Rockingham]

I think that “Bad, bad man of orange” scans better and is closer to the rhythm of Jim Croce's lyrics.

[Theophilus]

Doesn’t Leroy Brown, the songs subject and namesake, meet his cumuppance in the end?

[The Duke]

I keep thinking “Twerking Queen” as a parody of “Dancing Queen” by Abba.

[John 3_19-21]

Maybe a second chorus?

Bad, bad, Orange Man Bad,

Makes the whole left world go mad,

Badder than a old Braveheart,

Hes blow'n their liberal dreams apart.

[Norski]

Now, instead of singing “Moscow, Moscow, sing “Orange Man, Orange Man”.

Dschinghis Khan -

“Name Song: Moskau
Artist: Dschinghis Khan
Language: German
Comment: English “

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuFLU2Zqz0&list=RDlyuFLU2Zqz0&start_radio=1

“Someone once wrote: “A band named after a Mongol leader singing in German about Russia is Poland’s worst dream.”
It still makes me laugh...”

“Time after time, I always come back to the German-singing power rangers”

” . .I didn’t realize Yule Brenner was in a Disco Band.”

[aces]

Well buddy not a lot of orange, but you may like it...

Smile for me..smile

https://youtu.be/bKYPJxMBroQ?si=u915FLKRXWAd1GOe

[aces]

You guys are awesome

[teeman8r]

well the deep state has its swamp you know
and the democrats toe the line
djt is a bad mother trucker
whos wife is always lookin fine.

from the escalator came our fighter
symbolic as it seems now.
trump revealed the elections they stealed
and their corruption in every town

and they scream “Bad, bad orange man”
you re a fascist, racist, and simple tan.

or something like that…

[Political Junkie Too]

Here is one I came up with a while back.

---

The Ballad of Donald Trump

Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Don.
Rich billionaire unfairly charged with being a con.
Then one day he was shooting off his mouth,
And down from the stairs come a cry from the south.
(President that is, Grand Old, DC)

Well the first thing you know old Don’s a candidate.
Kin folk said Don move away from the state.
Said Mar-a-Lago is the place you oughta be,
So they loaded up the jet and they moved to WPB.
(Beach that is, swimming pools, Florida)

Well now it’s time to cast a vote for Don and all his team.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly rallying.
You’re all invited back again for forty seven's term,
To have a heaping helping of their four year late return!
(MAGA, that’s what they call ’em now,
Nice folks -- Y’all come back now, ya hear?)

---

-PJ

[Chickensoup]

Why would you uphold a lie about Trump when leftists manipulated his pictures?

Just carrying their water.

[trebb]

Looks pretty good - might find a way to add/insert, “what ya gonna do when he comes for you” in part of it...

Lot’s of possibilities

I remember working in a Pizza place in the early 70s - Harry Chapin came t play there - I got to play pool with him one afternoon. He said he was writing a song about a greasy spoon and asked if we could come up with something about the restroom...we came up with a suggestion, “I went into the men’s room and saw two sets of feet under the stall; I guess you could say, in the men’s room, someone was having a ball”

Never did see a song that resembled what he had described though....