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Posted on 01/21/2026 9:49:15 AM PST by RoosterRedux
In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to let him invade Greenland.
Analysts say this could be the covert operation of the century, as European countries now have no real way to criticize Trump's plans to take over Greenland from within.
"I'm going to immigrate to Greenland for a better life and then put the country under the fattest fatwa you've ever seen," a kufi and thawb-clad Trump told a group of dismayed European diplomats. "We're talking setting up my special Trump-brand mosques, maybe a few döner stands. I'm just a peaceful minority subculture — the most peaceful, maybe ever. If Greenland objects to my multiculturalism, I will call them racist. They wouldn't want that."
European heads of state are reportedly wracking their brains to find a way out of Trump's checkmate.
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I love the Bee!
Hahahahaha! That’s great!!!!!
Funny, but oh so true. If some radical jihadist imam and his group of bloodthirsty followers wanted to migrate to Greenland and set up a terrorist training camp, Denmark would almost certainly accommodate them with open arms.
“At publishing time, Trump had started broadcasting a call to read “The Art of the Deal” five times a day across Greenland.” hahahah
Bravo to the Bee for pointing out the fact that Europe would rather rail against Trump than deal with a real invasion taking place on its own continent.
A new casino in Nuuk will have complementary foot washing administered by Miss Universe contestants.
LOL. You’re on a roll. :)
Seriously The Bee is the freakin BEST..spot on every single time!
That’s how naive they are.
The EU will actually pay Muslims to invade Greenland. Good idea.
3-D chess...
That’s funny
That sounds like the best plan yet
The Bee knocks another one out of the park!
🐝
Man, the Bee fools me every time. If only for a second.
Now THERE’S an idea.
“Can you prove it isn’t true?” (The Amazing Criswell, Plan Nine From Outer Space)
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