Posted on 01/16/2026 10:52:31 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda
Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is
U.S. — Progressive researchers working with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU ) said they were only a mere 15-20 years away from finding out what a woman is.
"We're very close," said Dr. Nina Rangleford, a medical doctor and biology expert. "We've studied hundreds of human bodies and cross-referenced those findings with what people feel. We're confident we'll be able to provide an accurate definition of what a woman is in just 15 years. Twenty, max."
Researchers said they have left no stone unturned in their experiments, even deigning to look up the definition of woman in a dictionary.
"Well, this is obviously wrong," one researcher said after examining a Webster's Dictionary. "We've got our work cut out for us, boys. I mean girls. I mean... whatever."
In an effort to maintain professional neutrality, the ACLU made sure to recruit one scientist from each and every one of the 437 known genders. The team was then sequestered to avoid recent political discussion on the matter so they could focus on what really matters: their feelings.
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“More grant funding needed!!!”
Ha! I saw that episode last month, I love that show. “Alicia!!”
I saw that episode last month, that show is brilliant. They filmed so many episodes in the California desert. I like the one with Cliff Robertson who plays the settler going cross country with his family in the 1800s and somehow he ends up in the future and walks into a diner LOL!
This feels like a punchline we used to say as kids for the nerds that couldn’t get girlfriends.
If it wasn’t for the progressives hand lotion and sex toys wouldn’t be selling as well.
We’ll probably have fusion energy before they find out.
Unfortunately this is not actually satire
Take my money!
Take it! 🤣🤣🤣😜
Seems like there was a thread 🧵🧵🧵...😜
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my thumb is on strike- it’s been gettin lazy lately anyways
sheesh- just reread the post- that was a purty bad post of mine
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