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Florida woman accused of throwing collard greens and threatening victims with skillet [mug shot is just perfect]
Jake Jordan ^ | 1/10/2026 | WFTV

Posted on 01/11/2026 12:32:01 PM PST by simpson96

PUTNAM COUNTY, Fla. — Wendy Leigh Messer, a 58-year-old woman from Satsuma, was arrested Monday night after a food-related altercation that included allegations of battery and aggravated assault with a weapon.

She faces charges including battery, aggravated assault, and possession of cocaine following the incident at a residence in Putnam County.

Deputies responded to a report of an altercation at Messer’s home in Satsuma around 9:15 p.m. on Monday. One victim claimed that Messer threw a plate of collard greens at her and threatened to use a knife against her. The second victim reported fear when Messer approached her while holding a cast-iron skillet in a threatening manner.

The first victim stated that during the argument, Messer swung her hand close to her face, narrowly missing her nose, as outlined in the incident report by Deputy Austin Chewning.

When deputies arrested Messer, she reportedly reached for her pocket. Upon inquiry about illegal substances, she mentioned, “Maybe marijuana,” indicating possible drug possession.

A search revealed two glass smoking pipes with residue typically associated with crack cocaine, identified as drug paraphernalia by deputies. Furthermore, they discovered a vial containing a white rock-like substance that tested positive for cocaine.

Messer denied ownership of the jeans she was wearing, suggesting that she had been set up.

Messer was booked into Putnam County Jail at 1:12 a.m. on Tuesday


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To: simpson96
Did her son-in-law become an oil millionaire while "shootin' at some food"?

"Jed! Jed! Where's Jethro for his whoopin'?"

41 posted on 01/11/2026 2:32:10 PM PST by KarlInOhio (I pray that the sleeping giant has finally awakened and been filled with a terrible resolve.)
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To: Dutch Boy

Exactly same thoughts for me. I am 85 and look younger than her.


42 posted on 01/11/2026 2:52:44 PM PST by Bobbyvotes (Work is worship! .... Bhagavad Geeta)
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To: nesnah

“ She should face capital punishment for wasting collards.”

I came here to say that.


43 posted on 01/11/2026 3:02:55 PM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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To: frank ballenger

“After the mug shot they forced her to brush her hair.

Out fell...”

LMAO


44 posted on 01/11/2026 3:29:02 PM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96
Messer denied ownership of the jeans she was wearing, suggesting that she had been set up.

Maybe it was the guy who was wearing a red lacy bra and G-string who was arrested in Polk County jeans!! 😀

45 posted on 01/11/2026 3:48:05 PM PST by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: simpson96

58? Looks like 88.


46 posted on 01/11/2026 3:57:11 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Yesterday comes only one time. —Sorrells Pickard)
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To: simpson96

Choke, meth, alcohol, cigarettes, will do that to ones face.


47 posted on 01/11/2026 4:18:44 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: simpson96

Geez! Pat Paulsen lives.


48 posted on 01/11/2026 6:36:07 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The DNC far-left turd worlders have "ICE Watch". What happened to "FBI Watch" and "CIA Watch"?)
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To: nesnah

I hate collard greens.


49 posted on 01/11/2026 6:50:10 PM PST by Gasshog (the amazing disappearing tag)
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To: Bigg Red

LOL! Nice.


50 posted on 01/11/2026 7:33:31 PM PST by gymbeau (Free Alberta! (Limit two per customer))
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To: SaveFerris

I agree, looks more like 88


51 posted on 01/11/2026 8:21:26 PM PST by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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To: simpson96
Wendy Leigh Messer, a 58-year-old woman

FIFTY-EIGHT?!?!?!?!?!

She has spent too much money buying product from Heisenberg.

52 posted on 01/11/2026 8:34:06 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Gasshog
I hate collard greens.

Great! I'll eat your share.

That other dude over there hates beer!

I'll drink his share ...

53 posted on 01/11/2026 8:37:50 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

Ah, I’m posting too much tonight

you can have the greens and the domestic beer

I only drink imports, ha ha

gnite.


54 posted on 01/11/2026 9:38:32 PM PST by Gasshog (the amazing disappearing tag)
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To: Morgana

THAT FACE is not unlike one of my ex’s but she never made it to fifty-eight.

She was cute in her 20’s but Oxycotin and tobacco did her in.


55 posted on 01/11/2026 9:42:20 PM PST by Gasshog (the amazing disappearing tag)
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To: Larry Lucido; Kenny Bania; gundog

(Messer denied ownership of the jeans she was wearing,
suggesting that she had been set up.)

KRAMER: No, I slipped - and fell in the mud.
Ruining the very pants I was about to return.

https://youtu.be/8ERyTfm1Dxw?si=0t1uFDHRJMBKl9e_


56 posted on 01/12/2026 2:58:23 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: gymbeau

Thanks. Good compliment from a master.


57 posted on 01/12/2026 4:22:22 AM PST by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: Bullish

Wink, wink, Since Laz and I went to separate schools together, I had the Black teacher, Laz had the Sexy white one, I can confirm in mist’s of gut wrenching reality, LAZ WOULDN’T hit that even with a FUGLY stick, ten foot long. Now NEWS on Eleven of your dial, @ Eleven, back to the studio’s, good-day.


58 posted on 01/12/2026 4:42:53 AM PST by Stanwood_Dave ("Testilying." Cop's lie, only while testifying, as taught in their respected Police Academy(s). )
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