Posted on 01/11/2026 12:32:01 PM PST by simpson96
PUTNAM COUNTY, Fla. — Wendy Leigh Messer, a 58-year-old woman from Satsuma, was arrested Monday night after a food-related altercation that included allegations of battery and aggravated assault with a weapon.
She faces charges including battery, aggravated assault, and possession of cocaine following the incident at a residence in Putnam County.
Deputies responded to a report of an altercation at Messer’s home in Satsuma around 9:15 p.m. on Monday. One victim claimed that Messer threw a plate of collard greens at her and threatened to use a knife against her. The second victim reported fear when Messer approached her while holding a cast-iron skillet in a threatening manner.
The first victim stated that during the argument, Messer swung her hand close to her face, narrowly missing her nose, as outlined in the incident report by Deputy Austin Chewning.
When deputies arrested Messer, she reportedly reached for her pocket. Upon inquiry about illegal substances, she mentioned, “Maybe marijuana,” indicating possible drug possession.
A search revealed two glass smoking pipes with residue typically associated with crack cocaine, identified as drug paraphernalia by deputies. Furthermore, they discovered a vial containing a white rock-like substance that tested positive for cocaine.
Messer denied ownership of the jeans she was wearing, suggesting that she had been set up.
Messer was booked into Putnam County Jail at 1:12 a.m. on Tuesday
"Jed! Jed! Where's Jethro for his whoopin'?"
Exactly same thoughts for me. I am 85 and look younger than her.
“ She should face capital punishment for wasting collards.”
I came here to say that.
“After the mug shot they forced her to brush her hair.
Out fell...”
LMAO
Maybe it was the guy who was wearing a red lacy bra and G-string who was arrested in Polk County jeans!! 😀
58? Looks like 88.
Choke, meth, alcohol, cigarettes, will do that to ones face.
Geez! Pat Paulsen lives.
I hate collard greens.
LOL! Nice.
I agree, looks more like 88
FIFTY-EIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
She has spent too much money buying product from Heisenberg.
Great! I'll eat your share.
That other dude over there hates beer!
I'll drink his share ...
Ah, I’m posting too much tonight
you can have the greens and the domestic beer
I only drink imports, ha ha
gnite.
THAT FACE is not unlike one of my ex’s but she never made it to fifty-eight.
She was cute in her 20’s but Oxycotin and tobacco did her in.
(Messer denied ownership of the jeans she was wearing,
suggesting that she had been set up.)
KRAMER: No, I slipped - and fell in the mud.
Ruining the very pants I was about to return.
https://youtu.be/8ERyTfm1Dxw?si=0t1uFDHRJMBKl9e_
Thanks. Good compliment from a master.
Wink, wink, Since Laz and I went to separate schools together, I had the Black teacher, Laz had the Sexy white one, I can confirm in mist’s of gut wrenching reality, LAZ WOULDN’T hit that even with a FUGLY stick, ten foot long. Now NEWS on Eleven of your dial, @ Eleven, back to the studio’s, good-day.
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