Biden Presidential Library Setbacks (Satire)

12/14/25 | RetiredTexasVet

[RetiredTexasVet]

The Biden Presidential Library has recently suffered a series of setbacks caused by a lack of funding. The initial presidential library was envisioned to eclipse the Obama Presidential Library (aka Obama Death Star) however those plans have been scaled back significantly by the lack of donor largesse. Donations from persons pardoned in the last moments of his presidency have been severely curtailed when President Trump declared those autopen pardons null and void. Even with these setbacks, Slow Joe declared he will march forward with the project even though he will have to scale it back somewhat. The Biden Presidential Library will open in June of 2026 out of his garage at his Delaware home which will enhance his image of being just a common Joe, one of the people.

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"How big a building does one need for a single book?"

Biden's contribution to America is written in scrolls. Thes include the Scott scroll, the Cottonelle scroll, the Angel Soft scroll, the Quilted Northern scroll, and the Charmin scroll.