Posted on 11/04/2025 3:05:42 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
NEW YORK CITY, NY — The elderly Jewish community is reportedly at a crossroads this Election Day, torn between a man who would kill them for being Jewish and a man who would kill them for being elderly.
"Mamdani wants me dead for being Jewish," said Estelle Goldberg, a rabbi's wife. "But Cuomo would shove me in a nursing home infected with COVID and refuse to admit me to the hospital."
"It's a tough choice."
According to sources, the elderly Jewish community is very concerned about the results of this mayoral election, but doesn't see a way out of it. "It's like that movie, Alien vs. Predator," said Ezekiel Cramstein, a retired baker and resident of Lonely Souls Nursing Home. "Whoever wins, we lose."
Curtis Sliwa, the Republican mayoral candidate, has attempted to remind everyone he is still on the ballot. However, his plea appears to have fallen on deaf ears because the Jewish elderly community is 90% deaf.
At publishing time, in his final campaign speech, Zohran Mamdani offered Jews a swift and painless death if they voted for him.
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The shame of it is ...
ITS TRUE
Nuts, ya beat me by 47 seconds!
The shame of it is ...
IT’S TRUE
LOL. This is pretty funny.
I really and honestly don’t get it.
Why would a Jew vote for a man that would kill them?
Is it trying to bring the Messiah by placing themselves in danger?
Islam teaches this idea that the Imam will come to rescue man when man has made the world inhabitable.
Just using the most recent polls that segregated out Jewish voters:
Mandami/Cuomo/Sliwa
All likely voters:
Quinnipiac
Oct 23–27 43% 33% 14%
Jewish likely voters:
Quinnipiac
Oct 23–27 16% 60% 12%
That’s a 27% gap for Mandami in the Jewish vote, far more conservative than all voters.
One possible explanation: Jews traditionally have had great sympathy for the little guy, the working class guy. This is in itself admirable.
Democrat politicians have exploited that sympathy for generations. Mamdani is just another such politician in a long list.
Free bus rides!
Rent controls!
Etc.
Eh, see post above.
Ha!
The truly sad thing is that variations on that theme is true of nearly all elections these days.
Always the “lesser of two evils”.
Flip a coin.
Because there are Jews that are stupid, and hate themselves for being Jewish.
Fortunately, it appears to only be 16% of them, according to the poll posted above.
Sad that there's that many.
I think they believe if they acceed
the alligator will eat them last
or something - or trying to appear
to lay low
Oftentimes
McCain and Obama
👍👍
There’s always a crazy 15-20%
Go look at any poll on anything.
“Do you want to be shot?”
“Yes! 18%”
It’s not an isolated Jewish thing.
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