Posted on 10/27/2025 11:54:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz
We are so screwed. It's over, babe.
Name one thing that isn't fouling up. You can't do it.
We're all losing our jobs and the shutdown is going to cause riots and nobody will make it.
We're all gonna die!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Oh my God!!! That’s is so funny, and terribly good!! Did you write that yourself?? If so, you should copyright it. It’s superb.
The kitchen, the bedroom, the housework and the loading bench...while barefoot and pregnant. Those days are gone, my friends. On the positive side, though, women have simplified things for us where we can better assess if they're worth the time and effort.
Full of tats, piercings and weird hair colors and styles: run the other way.
Supermodel appearance, self-assurance and intelligence: match that or go work on your own act.
Somewhere in between but not totally insane or leftist: worth a shot.
Laz had hit it: give it up - you'll never live up to her revised expectations after that. Fortunately he's only one man and can only go through just a few on any given day.
I hope this thread hijacking has been helpful. We now return to our regularly scheduled program about death and Jim Carroll's song about it.
Yes. I remember that one. I don’t remember where I heard it the first time though.
It could be worse. It could be raining.
“ Even Ted Kennedy died”
Biden was recently awarded the Edward M Kennedy award from some organization. What organization would honor Ted Kennedy? Yikes!
I followed the advice of that great American philosopher..
Rodney Dangerfield -
“Marry a woman that can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry.”
Again?
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