The kitchen, the bedroom, the housework and the loading bench...while barefoot and pregnant. Those days are gone, my friends. On the positive side, though, women have simplified things for us where we can better assess if they're worth the time and effort.
Full of tats, piercings and weird hair colors and styles: run the other way.
Supermodel appearance, self-assurance and intelligence: match that or go work on your own act.
Somewhere in between but not totally insane or leftist: worth a shot.
Laz had hit it: give it up - you'll never live up to her revised expectations after that. Fortunately he's only one man and can only go through just a few on any given day.
I hope this thread hijacking has been helpful. We now return to our regularly scheduled program about death and Jim Carroll's song about it.
I followed the advice of that great American philosopher..
Rodney Dangerfield -
“Marry a woman that can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry.”