Posted on 09/13/2025 5:58:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — In the days following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, universities across the country were quietly canceling their "Kill Conservatives 101" classes.
Sources said these classes had been put on hold until they could be renamed and rebranded for the spring 2026 semester.
"We figured these classes might be frowned upon by some people, considering the circumstances," said gender studies professor Professor Xindi Mavis (she/them) of Utah Valley University. "We invite our students to enroll in some of our alternative classes, such as Communist Liberation 101 and Trans Furry Culture 101."
Some conservatives believed the prevalence of official university courses on how to kill conservatives may have led some students to kill conservatives. "We suspect there is a strong link here," said one conservative, who asked to remain anonymous so as not to be killed.
Several universities quietly confirmed that the course will be coming back next year under the more sensitively titled "Decolonizing An Oppressor's Face With A Gun 101."
At publishing time, universities had also quietly raised tuition by another 38%.
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They had me for awhile. I found it easy to believe that those might have been real courses.
Even though it is supposed to be satire I find it to be very close to reality.
“We figured these classes might be frowned upon by some people, considering the circumstances,” said gender studies professor Professor Xindi Mavis (she/them) of Utah Valley University. “We invite our students to enroll in some of our alternative classes, such as Communist Liberation 101 and Trans Furry Culture 101.”
Always check the transcript before making a hiring decision.
The only 'questionable' course on mine was the Beginning Bowling PE requirement. We could order pitchers of beer during class!
We were required to take courses outside our majors. So I took a course on how to watch a movie critically. It consisted of reading the required text and watching Stanley Kubrick films.
Too soon to joke about this IMHO - but good satire (like this)is not a joke - there is a serious message here.
People need to get serious about what is being taught - and sadly, “Kill Conservatives 101” is an apt enough name for it.
I'm pretty sure those are real American University courses, ya just have to look carefully to find 'em.
Me too, and as is common, it's easy to believe that the story from the Bee is real.
As I’ve posted before ... Universities have morphed from Institutes of Higher Learning into cesspools of disinformation and most professors are just turds floating around in those cesspools.
A lot of major colleges and universities are the greatest threat to our Republic. We even have terrorists muslim groups operating out of them.
Had to double check ... you never know if it’s the Bee, or, actual truth, these days.
Same here!
Cynical Publius
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In 2025, sending your child off to a conventional university is the functional equivalent of sending them off to join a doomsday religious cult.
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They see the 18 year old children/students as their personal free whores and butt boys. Yeah, we KNOW why they push sexual kink and rebellion against parents. I once had a professor who bragged about bagging every girl in one of his classes...
White liberal 'elites' are fighting for evil in our Universities, in the 'press' and in WOKE corporations...
Narrowly missed getting stung.
Well, I'll do better next time.
I tend to agree, Thanks Mewzilla!
I cannot disagree with you.
True.
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