Posted on 08/01/2025 1:23:06 PM PDT by Red Badger
This is both insane and hilarious.
The world is laughing at Victoria.
Jacinta’s world’s first "Machete Amnesty Bins" demonstrate everything that is wrong with place.
I can just imagine criminals lining up to put their machete in a government Amnesty Bin. https://t.co/ziivzYtqrN— Craig Kelly:🇦🇺Foundation for Economic Education (@craigkellyAFEE) July 31, 2025
They already grabbed the guns, now they're taking the machetes!
This is the appropriate response, in case you were wondering 👇
OMG, I thought this was a GAG. Photoshop AI generated😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear on God. BUT...Then I saw the ^name attached^ .... I'm shocked but I'm just never surprised.. this is gold— Arthur King (@ak_arthurking) July 31, 2025
The ban goes into effect September 1, but an amnesty period where machetes can be dropped off in these bins will last until November 30.
VIDEO AT LINK...............
You see that penalty?
Lesson: When they take the guns, they'll take the knives too. And if you don't follow the rules like a good citizen you'll be punished accordingly.
And look at this, Jacinta Allen's government has given Victoria Police more power to search you.
With this ban comes an exemption for farm workers.
(Can't wait until farmers have to show their licenses to buy shovels.)
Meanwhile, I have a feeling that the people who like to use machetes to hack people to death (the Victorian government won't dare mention this group) will keep their machetes to hack off limbs.
Good thing there aren't any other objects/tools that people can use to kill and steal ... right??
Keep up the great work, Australia!
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Those with a sharp tongue or rapier wit should start worrying.
Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others!
Crikey!!
Meaning only mussies can have them.
Don’t get caught running with those!
Be wary of those small machetes that are easy to hide and can be mistaken for pocket knives or kitchen knives.
,,, I bet it’s not long now until the best boutique/crafted machetes will be turned out of sheds and garages in Aussie. Second bet - New Zealand will find a way to follow the State of Victoria.
A machete makes a poor weapon, but they’re easily constructed.
So, the ban makes very little sense. It’s just some politicians who want to be seen as “doing something” to protect the public.
The Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit Sketch
If you take and eat the banana, you render your assailant ‘elpless.
I might build one with a 10-foot blade.
Stick that in their box.
Woohoo!
This is 100% aimed at the turd world violent trash that Canberra has dumped in the city of Melbourne. BUT, since they can’t admit that it is African and ME gangs terrorizing the city they have to ban the entire state from owning a common garden tool.
If they offer machete buybacks, I have a cheap one from Walmart that won’t hold an edge. Which reminds me, I need to pick up a new chainsaw.
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