Posted on 07/29/2025 2:51:33 PM PDT by dynachrome
Clothing retailer American Eagle's new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get an ugly butch haircut.
Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area district court, issued an emergency ruling that Sweeney's attractiveness violated the law and demanded that she pack on weight to become as visually unappealing to consumers as possible.
"This type of brazen attractiveness cannot be allowed to stand," Bauer said in her ruling. "It is the responsibility of the court to hold corporations to a specific legal standard, which, in this case, means American Eagle is prohibited from featuring a thin, blonde, white woman in its advertisements. It is hereby the opinion of the court that Ms. Sweeney put on a minimum of 100 pounds right this minute and cut her hair or face disciplinary action."
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What are you going to do about Don Knotts ?
Given some of the comments I’ve read online the last few days whining that OMG...a thin attractive blonde woman with blue eyes was featured on an ad! That might actually appeal to males! Therefore that’s a Nazi ad!!!
It is really tough to tell its satire sometimes.
Good one lol
As my granddaddy Zeke Hale used to tell me.....
LOL
AND facial tattoos.
Did Nike really do that?
I wouldn’t be surprised mind you
In the recesses of my mind I remembered an old Saturday Night Live skit about Jewess Jeans.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jewess-jeans/2721592
Is now svimvear!
She won’t have any hair left to dye after the woke patrol finishes with her. 🙀
Ah, the good ol’ Wendy’s babe! 🤪
Attractive women are
often the targets of
hate by the Leftists
Rules!
(The globohomo faggots)
😃😄🤣😝
And so it goes. Does anyone read Kurt Vonnegut these days?
Lots of press about this girl. Is she MAGA or just another hot babe with major rackage?
And she has to change her name to Harrison Bergeron.
“I’m surprised an Obama judge doesn’t mandate that 20% of the collection plates of every church go to Planned Parenthood?”
Don’t give them any ideas.
Looking forward to this movie. Could be a great biopic and great role for Sweeney.
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