Posted on 07/28/2025 3:20:58 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Kids came for pizza, stayed for a cartoon rodent in handcuffs.
The worker allegedly stole a customer's credit card during a June birthday celebration and racked up charges across town. He's now facing three felony charges—and no, dressing like a mouse did not help him sneak away. In news that feels extremely 2025, a Chuck E. Cheese employee was arrested in full mouse costume for allegedly committing credit card fraud—because apparently, some days you wake up thinking you'll spend the afternoon making kids smile, and end it in handcuffs with a giant foam head on the squad car.
Jermel Jones, 41, was taken into custody at a Tallahassee Chuck E. Cheese on July 23, after a customer reported her debit card had been stolen during her daughter's birthday party a month prior. According to police reports, over $100 in charges popped up at places she hadn't visited—including a smoke shop, Whataburger, and a Time Saver. After some personal sleuthing (a.k.a. checking store footage), she recognized the man making purchases as—you guessed it—an employee from the party. Chuck E. got caught chasing the cheese.
When Tallahassee police showed up to the restaurant to arrest Jones, they were told he was now working as Chuck E. Cheese himself. And instead of waiting for him to de-mouse, officers decided to go for it and approached the costumed suspect mid-shift.
This content is imported from x. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.
"As I approached Jones, I grabbed his right arm while giving the verbal instruction, 'Chuck E, come with me, Chuck E,'" the officer wrote in the report. A real quote. From a real police document. Kids watched. Dreams were shattered.
Jones reportedly resisted arrest at first, tensing his arms and pulling away. Once detained, he told police he didn’t know anything about the card—but officers recovered both a matching receipt and the stolen card on his person.
He now faces three felony charges: theft of a credit card, fraudulent use of said card, and criminal use of personal identification. He was booked at Leon County Jail and has since been released on bond.
Chuck E. Cheese's parent company issued a statement saying the situation has been "addressed internally," while the local police department defended the public arrest, citing safety and officer discretion.
So no, the mouse isn’t above the law. And to all future felonious furries: Maybe don’t commit fraud in a five-foot rodent suit during a child's birthday party.
pavement ape
This is a start...but those police really need to investigate Freddy’s (weird stuff happening at night there).
Chuck E Cheese mascot at age 41. Career planning is important.
Jermel is the most popular baby name in the Mennonite community.
I thought it was Jewish.🤔
I knew someone back in the day who as a teen worked at Chuck E. Cheese and had to occasionally wear the mouse costume. He said it was gross because the last person to wear it often left the inside of the costume all sweaty.
The CEO needs to be arrested for their pizza.
A lot of Mennonite/Amish names are from the Old Testament. So, such a name would be both. Jermel is from Hebrew.
And in local news, much to everyone’s surprise:
Too bad there was not enough time to play Chuck E’s In Love by Rickie Lee Jones during the arrest.
The GOAT Boardgame !
.
The Rat in The Suit Should FRY !
Maybe she should have reported the stolen card earlier.
When liberals hear about this, they’ll somehow find a way to complain about it and blame Trump. And Governor DeSantis. After all, arresting Chuck E. Cheese traumatizes kids — and Jermel is one of their voters, so whatever he did is therefore OK. Maybe even noble.
They’re liberals, after all.
My late mom said that black folks have funny names cause they cant spell when filling out hospital papers
Perefect for the kids to see that nobody is above the law.
My nurse wife said similar! The legend goes one was named Nasmoking, after the ‘No Smoking’ sign
Just another son of Obeyme doing what they do best.
Quite.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
