pavement ape
This is a start...but those police really need to investigate Freddy’s (weird stuff happening at night there).
Chuck E Cheese mascot at age 41. Career planning is important.
Jermel is the most popular baby name in the Mennonite community.
I knew someone back in the day who as a teen worked at Chuck E. Cheese and had to occasionally wear the mouse costume. He said it was gross because the last person to wear it often left the inside of the costume all sweaty.
The CEO needs to be arrested for their pizza.
And in local news, much to everyone’s surprise:
Too bad there was not enough time to play Chuck E’s In Love by Rickie Lee Jones during the arrest.
Maybe she should have reported the stolen card earlier.
When liberals hear about this, they’ll somehow find a way to complain about it and blame Trump. And Governor DeSantis. After all, arresting Chuck E. Cheese traumatizes kids — and Jermel is one of their voters, so whatever he did is therefore OK. Maybe even noble.
They’re liberals, after all.
