Skip to comments.
10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed
The Bee ^
| May 14, 2025
| The Bee
Posted on 05/15/2025 9:11:31 AM PDT by dayglored

Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did we all miss this? Looking back in hindsight, here are ten shocking signs we can't believe everyone overlooked:
- When he appeared at a press conference with burn marks on his shirt from where they used the paddles: In retrospect, a bit concerning.
- Started narrating his own life in the third person, but referring to himself as "Ben Matlock": It seemed so innocent.
- Could only make public appearances if he was strapped to a laboratory table and struck by lightning to be reanimated: Should have been a red flag.
- When his face fell off and they had to hurry and glue it back on: Wow. That's pretty bad.
- Tried to organize a formal state dinner for him and his favorite cartoons: He was so devastated Betty Boop didn't make it.
- Began keeping an old sorcerer on staff to keep him alive with dark magic: Perhaps we ought to have been concerned.
- Was declared clinically dead by a licensed medical professional: Can't believe this didn't raise any alarm.
- Rigor mortis: Okay, maybe we should have picked up on this.
- Slept in a coffin: He seemed so cozy.
- That time he picked Kamala Harris as running mate: The signs were there.
How could we not have seen? Thank you, Jake Tapper, for finally uncovering the truth.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; decline; satire
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-29 last
To: dayglored
Joe Biden!
He’s going to become the inverse of Chuck Norris jokes.
21
posted on
05/15/2025 10:14:59 AM PDT
by
sjmjax
To: dayglored
Who dropped the deuce…Nadler and Bydone in the same room with a strong odor.
22
posted on
05/15/2025 11:11:55 AM PDT
by
Skybird
To: dayglored
OK so we all now agree that Biden was mentally impaired through most if not all of his presidency. Isn’t anyone concerned who was running the country when Biden obviously wasn’t? We now know that some auto pen was signing, Executive Orders, pardons and likely bills so who had control of that? These now revelations that Biden wasn’t in charge should raise grave concerns about who knew,, who should have known and why didn’t the media blow the whistle on the cover up rather than be willing participants in the cover up?
To: The Great RJ
Isn’t anyone concerned who was running the country when Biden obviously wasn’t?That's the $64m question, and it needs to be answered.
24
posted on
05/15/2025 11:30:05 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: PGR88
Democrats voters may or may not have known, but it makes no difference to them anyway. The would vote for a corpse as long as it had a D after the name.
25
posted on
05/15/2025 11:50:04 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
To: dayglored
Biden replies to YOU “Thank you STEVE”
26
posted on
05/15/2025 12:29:49 PM PDT
by
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
To: dayglored
What a joke. A person with below 20 IQ couldn’t have missed it.
27
posted on
05/15/2025 12:49:28 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: dayglored
"10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed"
28
posted on
05/15/2025 7:56:42 PM PDT
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: PGR88
Biden was always an angry jerk from the beginning when he first got to congress.
29
posted on
05/17/2025 12:52:19 AM PDT
by
minnesota_bound
(Need more money to buy everything now)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-29 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson